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A first-grade teacher, Ms Brooks was having trouble with one of her
students.

The teacher asked, "Johnny what is your problem?"
Johnny answered, "I'm too smart for the first Grade. My sister is in
the third grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in
the 3rd grade
too!"

Ms Brooks had enough. She took Johnny to the principal's office.
While Johnny waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what
the situation was. The principal told Ms Brooks he would give the boy
a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go
back to the
1st grade and behave.

She agreed. Johnny was brought in and the conditions were explained
to him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Johnny: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Johnny: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-
grade should know.
The principal looks at Ms Brooks and tells her, "I think Johnny can
go to the third-grade."

Ms Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some questions?"
The principal and Johnny both agree.

Ms Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Johnny, after a moment "Legs."

Ms Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Johnny: "Pockets."

Ms Brooks : "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Johnny: "Pants"

Ms Brooks: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious and contains thin whitishliquid?
Johnny: Coconut

Ms Brooks : What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer, Johnny was taking charge.
Johnny: Bubblegum

Ms Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down
and a dog does on three legs?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer...
Johnny: Shake hands

Ms Brooks: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Ms Brooks: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
up. I get wet before you do.
Johnny : Tent

Ms Brooks: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless and a bit tense.
Johnny: We! dding Ring

Ms Brooks: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you
blow me, you feel good.
Johnny: Nose

Ms Brooks: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
quiver.
Johnny: Arrow

Ms Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means a
lot of heat and excitement?
Johnny: Fire truck

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,
"Send Johnny to University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself"


"Extraxt from wnso.org"
 


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