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 Load Shedding 2006 - - Jira
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Posted on 03-23-06 10:17 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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It is 10:00 PM. Kids are gone to bed. My neighbor's 15 year old sweetie has just returned from her boyfriend's condo before her step dad has to dial 911 and here I am! ..slowly logging in here. Thank god! my habit of sneaking into all those porno sites has significantly cut back with sajha's new erotic look. But, people still complain, " lawuna! ke dekhnu paryo yo sajha ma?" ..aunta aunta ni chhirekkai ho ni! kina tyasto gunaso hya matrai? After all, the site admin never insisted this to be a holy-site, has he? I think we need to grow up.Things have changed. Prachanda offered negotiation, Bush is soft on immigrants. Even a Afgan Mullah has been recently converted from Muslim to Christian. But, he is waiting trial to be executed by Afgan government. I think he is mentally ill and should be exonerated. What say you folks? But you never know..he may be willing to set a new record as a frist Christian suicide bomber..Who knows! Everything
happens for reason. Chenny misfired on fellow hunter and that revealed his passion for sharp shooting.

Jokes aside, I am here for a reason too. I am seeking help to create a web-portal to exercise e-democracy. It will be beneficial for people like me who are permanently settled outside Nepal. After all, Nepal najani harulai kina chaiyo real-prajtantra? Tyo desh ni achammai ko bhayera niskyo. I can no longer feel proud being a Nepali. F*** this little logo in my T-shirt. National leaders holds emergency meeting in some place in Delhi. No wonder India claims Mt. everest to be a part of its territory. Sad but true, Budda boy could not resist the growing crowd and hence vanished. Ofcourse, he won't be geting any light by mediatating in full of smoke coming out of nearby Sekuwa corner. However, government claims to restore peace back again.Too many ISP providers but no electricity to run home PC. Moreover, this FIFA government has already published the schedule for load-Shedding 2006. Teams are classified in different groups. My folks back home are in group 'B' which mainly covers the tougher area of Chabahil. But, I did not see the vicinity of Naxal and Kings Way belonging to any of these group. Why?? Ekkai choti final ma matrai bhidni ho ki kya ho tyata patti ka lay!
 
Posted on 03-23-06 10:26 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Jira,
What are you doing here in sajha??? Don't you think you will be better off replacing Jay Leno or David Letterman or Conan O'Brian???
Really really liked what u wrote!!! Unique, witty and interesting!!! Bravo!!
 
Posted on 03-23-06 10:28 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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लोल !!!! जीरा बाजे, कति हाँस्नु यार। म त फर्केर जानी हो नेपाल। त्यो बिजुली-पर्जातन्तर गुरुप मा नछिर्नी म त। :-)
 
Posted on 03-24-06 11:38 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Nice one but below is a bad one, more Lots of Smarties in nepal for money, Nepalese getting smarter

NEA creating artificial outage to introduce diesel plant
Kantipur Report


KATHMANDU, March 23 - The Nepal Electricity Authority (NEA) has been creating artificial power outage for five hours per day by closing its powerhouse in order to introduce a diesel plant in the near future, according to a high level source.
The source also said that the NEA production index also shows that the production of electricity was deliberately reduced though most of the powerhouses have got adequate production capacity currently.

Several proposals of foreign companies to work for the establishment of the plant has also been received at the NEA. The cost of electricity produced by such plant is estimated to be around Rs 32 per unit while the current average rate is Rs 6.81 per unit, the source said.

"A hefty commission will come in planting the diesel plant, that's why the power outage has been created," the source claimed.

Most of the Kathmandu based agents of various companies are currently busy in visiting the officials of the NEA and Ministry of Water Resources, the source added.

Source:

http://www.kantipuronline.com/kolnews.php?&nid=69076

Reminds me of Lalu Prasad Yadav of Bihar. He approved budget to create swimming pool in Bihar. Budget was approved, everything went well. After some time cases started poping up that lots of children drowned in the pool so the Pool was dimolished and turned back to faming land. Everything looks neat and clean. Later it was found that there never existed any project for the pool, all the money disappeared, but Laloo could prove all the project with pictures of pool and kids. Interesting, very smart.
 
Posted on 03-24-06 7:12 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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JIRAAAAAAAAA BROOOOOO!!!haven't had jira special for a long tyaam..this one was worth it!!!

long time no seeeeee ...so naxal kingsway in none of the groups? that means handigaon ma ta permanent loadshedding hola.......jatra kai lagi ni banda garnu parcha. tyansion cha..world cup herna paula jsasto chaina yo barsa pani. really enjoyed your piece. please make it more frequent :). ABA DEEP DAI KATA CHANN?
 
Posted on 03-25-06 1:36 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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malai pani ramrari yaad cha ti din haru, din bhari parilo gham le bhatbhat polne, sajha surya dube pachi aalik ramilo lagne ti din haru. aakhair, tarai ma basnu ko maja nai tyo thiyo, u know, the summer evenings are so perfect. tara k garne, sarkar le load sheding ko naam ma dinahu 2-4 ghanta prakitik aadharyopana ko aanubhav phokot ma garauthiyo. tara pani khasai dhukka lagdainatiyo, yo ta hamro dinahu ko aauta ramilo karya nai bhayaeko thiyo.
sochke ko thiye, electrical engg padera kai garna sakiyela yo hamro deshko dirgakalain electricity samashaya bare, tara aja engineering pass gareko ni 4 barsa nagai sakecha, khai k bhayo ta? ma ta aafai bhage chu desh bata tada, dherai tada.......pheri kaile dhekula tyo sapana jaha chutarfi bujuli nai bijuli hola??
 
Posted on 03-27-06 9:25 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Thanks for your comment everyone. Aba bijuli prajatantra ma ta chhirnu parigo ni..tikas ko bhawu badhera bhusukka cha yata.
 
Posted on 03-27-06 12:32 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Good Sir..Good Good!
 


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