Politics
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner
of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the
administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to
take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll
consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the
Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"
So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later
that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy
goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to
wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in
the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to
his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The
father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is
all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the
Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored
and the Future is in deep shit."
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