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Welcome to AIR DECCAN
Good morning, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain PATEL welcoming both seated and standing passengers on board of Air
Deccan.
We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad
weather and partly due to the search for a missing tyre. This is flight 717 to Mumbai. Landing there is not guaranteed, but
we will End up somewhere in India. And, if luck is in our favor, we may
even be landing on your village! Air Deccan has an excellent safety-record. In fact, our safety
standards are so high, that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us! It is
with pleasure; I announce that, starting this year, over 30% of our Passengers
have reached their destination. If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger
request, we can arrange to turn them off. To make your free fall to earth
pleasant and memorable, we serve Complimentary DHARU(liquor) and Wada pav.
For our not-so-religious passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is& nbsp;a God!
We regret to inform you, that today's in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. However, for our movie
buffs, we will be flying right next to Kingfisher Airline, where their movie will be visible

from the right side of the cabin window. There is no smoking allowed in this airplane.

Any smoke you see in the Cabin is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to
slow down! In order to catch important landmarks, we try to fly as close as
possible.For the best view , if however, we go a little too close, do let us know. Our enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark! Kindly be seated, keep your seat in an upright position

for take-off and fasten your seat-belt. For those of you who can't find a seat-belt, kindly
Fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat. And, for those of you who can't find a seat,

do not hesitate to get in touch with an airhostress who will explain how to fasten yourself to your suitcase.

ENJOY FLYING AIR DECCAN
 


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