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Posted on 05-25-06 4:14 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Got this in an email..and wanted to share it :)

> EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
>
> ...what she would and wouldn't
> do for love or more...

> EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
>
> ...that she can't change the
> length of her calves, the width
> of her hips, or the nature of her
> parents...

> EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
>
> ..how to quit a job,
> break up with a lover,
> and confront a friend
> without ruining the friendship...
> and how to change a tire!!!!!!!
>
> EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW...
>
> ...when to try harder... and
> when to walk away...
> A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
>
> ...a feeling of control over
> her destiny...
>
>
> EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW.
>
> ..how to fall in love without
> losing herself...
>
> A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
>
> ..one friend who always makes
> her laugh... and one who lets
> her cry...
>
> A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
>
> ..a youth she's content
> to leave behind...

WOMAN SHOULD HAVE
>
> ...one old love
> she can imagine
> going back to..
> and one who reminds
> her how far she has come...
 
Posted on 05-25-06 4:20 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Yesko ko samchepta ma boleto, shortcut ma, ramro kura haru padera malai ke lagyo tha cha BB?

You should have me ;)

Of course my bb permitting:P

IndisGuise:)
 
Posted on 05-25-06 4:22 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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BB (don't read in hindi :P )

Most of those are applicable to gentlemen like us as well.
It's kinda discrimination when you say "only for ladies".
:P
 
Posted on 05-25-06 4:25 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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ok Nepal ko Chora - sorry :(
 
Posted on 05-25-06 4:28 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hoina kt ko dimag le tyati dherai kura yaad rakhna sakchaa k brillian burnett. jk
 
Posted on 05-25-06 4:33 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Bidhan- I am rolling up my sleeves (left ...aba right)...i am taking off my high heel shoes..hmmmmmm.....i am tying my hair......taking off my earrings.....GRRRR- do u wanna take it outside?

hahaha...:):).. u will be surprised what a woman's mind can do :P
 
Posted on 05-25-06 4:37 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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No, I am do not subscribe to PDA (Public Display of Affection)

Let's go inside. One on one. I'll take it from here bro. Don't worry!

*Starts taking off his shirt*

Fight khelda nikalne bani cha k. :P

Bring it on! ;)

IndisGuise:)
 
Posted on 05-25-06 4:37 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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PLease Note: Not recommened for ones who lack sense of humour!

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
> A: Puppies grow up.
>
> Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
> A: Because they are...
>
> Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
> A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
>
> Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the
> ground first?
> A: Who cares?????.....
>
> Q: What did God say after he created man?
> A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
>
> Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
> A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
>
> Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
> A: i) no mind ii) no business
>
> Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
> A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.
>
> Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
> A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
>
> Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
> A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention
> of driving.
>
> Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
> A: Exchange him!!
>
> Q: Why do men like smart women?
> A: Opposites attract.
 
Posted on 05-25-06 4:41 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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ROFL, good one Lemon sweetie.:)
 
Posted on 05-25-06 4:42 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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> Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
> A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention
> of driving.

hahahahahahahahahaha........................ufff...this is hilarious ! Wah- wah!! this is what i call a good joke..hadnt heard a good one in a while
 
Posted on 05-25-06 4:45 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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LMAO hilarious stuff there Lemon girlie ;)
 
Posted on 05-25-06 4:45 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Indi,
timi kina janney? I said i was fighting Bidhan....khub take over re ke. Have u watched Charlie's Angels? or as a matter of fact, lets get a lil more violent....KILL BILL ? Trust me - you dont wanna mess with me...

Dhamki haina, advice ho,

B.B.
 
Posted on 05-25-06 4:50 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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FEW INFLUENTIAL QUOTES
:)

Perfect marriage is based on a perfect misunderstanding.
- Oscar Wilde.

Behind every successful man stands a surprised Mother-in-Law.
- Hubert Humphrey.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have;
The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
- Agatha Christhe.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years;
I didn't want to interrupt her.
- Rodney Dangerfield.

Every man should get married some time;
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life!
- Anonymous.

Bachelors should be heavily taxed.
It's not fair that some men should be happier than others.
- Oscar Wilde.

Bachelors know more about women than married men.
If they didn't, they'd be married too!
- H. L. Mencken.

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers,
That your wife will give you for free.
- Anonymous.

If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife yelling at
the front door, Who do you let in
first? The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up if you
let him in.
- Anonymous.

Some people ask the secret of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week.
A little candle light dinner, soft
music and dancing.
She goes Tuesday, I go Friday.
- Henry Youngman.

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman
who will give you a little love, little affection, little
tenderness?
It means you are in the wrong house.
-George Burns.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring close-knit family.
BUT In another city.
-George Burns.
 
Posted on 05-25-06 4:50 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Scathing? Duh!

JPT. I got to go and pee!unlike that dog, I do not have a vehicle to pee on. ;)


Anyways, woman indeed are the most beautiful creation of god. It's *hard* to be god sometimes, you know. :p

IndisGuise:)
 
Posted on 05-25-06 4:50 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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BB advise well heeded.
 
Posted on 05-25-06 5:00 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Woman dont fall in love, they dont have the guts to go to the depths and the heights of love and sacrifice. They are either dead nervous or dead selfish....KHAOBAADI
 
Posted on 05-25-06 7:08 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Every man should get married some time;
After all, happiness is not the only thing in life!
- Anonymous.

Makes a lotta sense for WOMEN too k Nepal ko Choro...HMM...besides, i did notice a trend here ...sabbai je payey tyei quotes are from anonymous k - does that even count?

Supporting my female species,
B.B. :)
 
Posted on 05-25-06 7:24 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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LeMon:
Now, replace every occurance of "men" above with "Women" and see how true your statement are.
 
Posted on 05-25-06 7:28 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Answer to lemon
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
- puppies grow up but men are men. its the boy who grow up to men

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
- because they saw woman

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
-( Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.) but baby who will fix men in first place.

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the
> ground first?
- ( Who cares) - yeah who cares whether they drop on you or other stupid woman
eventually its the woman who suffer

Q: What did God say after he created man?
-(I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.) but like every hit movie the sequel has never been as good as the first one :(

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
-(A: I don't know, I've never seen either.) yes . how would you knwo. you got to have brain to identify intelligence.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
- Yes they have plenty of subordinate girls to look after their business.

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
- becuase man like adventure and holidays

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
-(Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...) so that they can be a perfect match for woman (at least for the time they are drunk)

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
-(The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention
> of driving. ) the chase and they drive as well. why should they marry when they can drive without marrying

Q What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
-(Exchange him) with what lemon. with a woman. well i knew you are a lesbian . thanks for proving

Q.Why do men like smart women?
-(oppostie attracts) that means smart woman are attracted to foolish man. that in turn proves woman are not smart.
 
Posted on 05-25-06 7:33 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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DO NOT KILL ME FOR THESE [ I FOUND IT SOMEWHERE.... ]


What are a woman's four favorite animals?

1. A mink in the closet.
2. A jaguar in the garage.
3. A tiger in the bedroom.
4. And an ass to pay for it all.


Reasons Sheep are Better Than Women

•Sheep don't have a gag reflex, or upper teeth
•You can get a better grip on a sheep's ear
•Sheep don't shy away from boots and leather
•Cotton mouth is easier to get rid of than a social disease
•Nuttin' beats mutton
•Sheep won't argue about whose turn it is to go get a towel
•Sheep won't drink your liquor, smoke your weed, snort your coke, and then tell you they have to be home early
•Sheep never ask if you're ready to settle down
•Sheep never ask about you former lovers and then get pissed off when you tell them
•No matter how old or ugly you are, you can always find a willing ewe
•Sheep are never concerened about their reputation
•Sheep won't tell all their friends about the time you couldn't get it up
•Sheep won't ask if you're gay the first time you can't get it up for the second time
•Sheep never insist on eating out
•You'll never catch your sheep masturbating to a picture of Mel Gibson or John Abhram or Arjun Rampal (O:
•Sheep don't get suspicious if you have to work late
•Sheep don't smell like tuna fish
•Sheep don't get moody once a month
•You can eat a lamb chop without getting wool stuck in your teeth
•Asheep doesn't expect you to support her for the rest of her life after one roll in the hay
•A sheep never wears curlers and a mud pack to bed
•A sheep doesn't stop screwing after the honeymoon
•A sheep won't get drunk and throw up in your car
•A sheep won't think that a weekend stay-over entitles her to rearrange your furniture
and put up new curtains
•A sheep won't expect you to pay...and pay...and pay...and pay
•A sheep will never complain about the spittoon in your pickup
•A sheep will never throw out your old copies of Playboy
•A sheep won't care of you keep your fish bait in the refrigerator
•A sheep won't get even with you by spending your paycheck on new clothes, one of which are see-through or meant to be worn in the bedroom
•A sheep will never sue you for palimony
•A sheep won't care if you screw her sister
•A sheep won't care if your secretary is better looking than she is
•A sheep will never tell you the ceiling needs to be painted while you're screwing
•A sheep won't use you razor to shave its legs, or your pocketknife to open a paint can
•Sheep never have a headache
•A sheep won't give your favorite hunting shirt to Goodwill
•A sheep won't leave wet nylons hanging all over the bathroom
•A sheep will never ask you to stop on the way home from work and pick up a box of tampons
•Sheep grow their own fur coats
•A sheep will never leave a vibrator on the living room couch when you're having friends over to watch football
•Sheep won't cheat on you with your best friend
•A sheep will never ask if you'll still respect her in the morning
•Sheep aren't into talking before or after sex
•A sheep never yells at you for leaving the lid up
•A sheep won't send you out for batteries for her vibrator
•A sheep doesn't think it's demeaning or kinky to do it doggy style
•A sheep won't mind if you put up mirrors in the bedroom
•Sheep are "ram tough"
•A sheep won't think your cheap and tacky if you: send daisies instead of long-stemmed red roses, tip less than 20%, wear levis with a hole in the seat, open beer bottles with your teeth
•Sheep don't mind if you leave the lights on
•Sheep don't mind doing it in the morning
•Sheep don't mind doing it in a pickup truck
•A sheep will never use the excuse that: she just did her nails, it's too hot, it's too cold, you'll wake the kids, you'll wake the neighbors, she's too drunk to enjoy it, she's not drunk enough to enjoy it
•A sheep will never leave you for a cucumber
 


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