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 Pink Ping Pong ball
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Posted on 08-07-06 3:14 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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... there was this rich biatch, i mean really reach.....and he had only son. When his son was 1 yr old he bought him a "pink ping pong ball"....and his son became 2 yrs old he found out tht his son pretty much liked " pink ping pong ball" , so he bought him again. When his boy was 3 yrs old....the boy was in so much love with "pink ping pong ball" tht he demanded same thing for his b'day. Every year tht boy asked for "pink ping pong ball". Finally his son graduated from high school. His dad wanted him to buy a mustang for his b'day....so he asked him if he wanted his new car.............but the boy still wanted "pink ping pong ball". His dad was pretty worried abt his son. He went to different doctors and psychologist but no one could help him.
when the boy was 24....he got married and moved away from home. For 25th b'day .....boys parents flew to florida with a surprise gift.....but the son totally refused it and again asked for "pink ping pong ball" so they got him one again. Well....all his life, 26, 27, 28. 29,30,31,32,33,34,35,36,37,38,39,40,41,42,43,44,45,46,47,48,49.......he only wanted "pink ping pong ball".
well it was august the 7th.....his another b'day celebration, but this time his parents wanted him to come their home coz they were gettin really old and didn't wanna travel upto florida from idaho. So the boy came home......he had divorce with his wife just a day ago. Their parents had everything pink.....like his b'day cake...like floor carpet....boarder in the wall....door knobs....curtains.....couch...i mean everything pink. They already had "pink ping pong ball" for him. So party went great...and around 3:00 in the afternoon, he left home to go to wal-mart, but just before the stop light he hit the pole.....68m per hr. His dad cud hea the crash noise. So he went just to make sure it wasn't his son. After 7 minutes he was in tht spot and saw his sons car #$!%^&*(.......he hurried a little bit eventho he was pretty old.....he saw his son dying thr. Son saw his dad and tried to smile.....his dad lifted his head a little bit and was tryin to talk...
his dad knew he was just about to pass away for eternity....so he asked to his son what was the reason behind asking "pink ping pong ball' throughout this whole stinkin 50 yrs....he again and again plead for the reason behind "pink ping pong ball"......so finally his son opened his eyes and looked at dad and said.........'dad the o-o-only reason...i-i-i-i-i wanted pink....p-p-ping...p-p-p-pong ball was this...ahhh i was so- so -so ////////// and he died/////////......poor dad!......he will never find out, uless you guys can help him out.




kapiss !#!
 
Posted on 08-07-06 3:33 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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kya suspense ..hmm.... you are great story teller..pink ping pong:P:)
John Grisham, Agatha christie .. Dan brown comes no where near you :P
 
Posted on 08-07-06 3:45 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Read every sentence with full of enthusiasm...........ImI tricked me here!!!
 
Posted on 08-07-06 6:03 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Thx IMI.........i feel gud.

i am pretty soon....bringing new book of mine in the market called " 2000 suspense short stories for DUMMIES"
hey....let me know if you want it....i will give to ya free......
coz u made me feel gud. am serious!!!!


kapiss !#!
 
Posted on 08-07-06 6:08 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Thanks Mugscripper...it will take me forever to read your book...hahahahah.. so why don't you publish your book here in sajah...:)..let sajahites enjoy your masterpiece.
 
Posted on 08-07-06 6:21 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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well.....i jus did one....pretty soon i will post 2 or 3.....
but i can't do all, coz u know its gonna cost me quite a lot to publish a book!!!!

but don't worry....i will keep on posting few....for ya to enjoy.



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Posted on 08-07-06 6:53 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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what the $%#^?
and he died/////////......poor dad!......he will never find out......
and we wont either!!!
 
Posted on 08-07-06 10:27 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hyper....
i was also like wat the @#$%....
anyway.. wat can we do about it, i guess nothing.


kapiss!#!
 
Posted on 08-08-06 3:09 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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yo mug dude!....dunno wut to say yo bout ur story ..but have to give it to u...its kinda interestin'... reflects wut u r capable of while it comes bout writin...its good....keep the good work dude and let us hear mo'.......i will be checkin more of ur stories if u have any.....by the way do u urself know why that guy liked pink ping pong ball that much? roflmao!...if u do hit me up?...iight laterz ...pz..:)
 
Posted on 08-08-06 3:14 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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JPT,
Plagarism garni??
I had heard this story when I was a little kid...It's not MUGcrisper 's original story....this was composed by someone else.
 
Posted on 08-08-06 5:25 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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So......... why did he always ask for pink ping pong ball? I hope answer is not anything corny.
 
Posted on 08-08-06 5:33 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Whatttttt the %^&*??

Ehehehe..last ma ayera dhokaaaaaaaaa....GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Aneesha
 
Posted on 08-08-06 10:38 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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gothnation....dude, there is smt 'bout ya i appreciate it. You infact provided me fuel for my FORD'........it keeps me going kya...
and yes for sure i will publish my jpt creation time to time and no doubt its gonna hit ya nugget like a mug to the fith power and times two with extra ketchup on it!!!!! lol.....gotit>


ani ibelieveicanfly....tut wat a disillusionment !!!!!! you are nothing but jus fooling around w/ urself for no reason. u can't fly.......reality is always absolute(total and equivocal).....hehehe..........by the way you might have heard 'bout tht with different color ball, but pink..one is my own 5hit.

am I gooood or wat? makes me wanna bite chatmandude(s) grandma and kiss aneesha after i brush my teeth.


kapiss !#!.....................keep on muggin like a MUG ya'all.
 
Posted on 08-09-06 9:14 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Aaaagggghhhhh! Thought it might be interesting, but turns out this is just another dumb thread by yet another dumbass who is full of himself.
 
Posted on 08-09-06 12:04 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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dumb ass. plagiarism, suspence stories for dummies stupid dumbo, its an old dutch joke
 
Posted on 08-09-06 12:12 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Posted on 08-09-06 1:00 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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See .......
Told ya all....
it was plagarized material...
"Pink png pong ball story...my own creation...." kasto jhoot boleko??
 
Posted on 08-09-06 1:13 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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.it wouldn't have to be plagiarized.. it would have been fun had mugcrisper quoted and accepted that he took it from someone else.
 
Posted on 08-09-06 5:41 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Ho la la....
u all are very muggin smart potato heads. I aready said its from my JPT collection file.....i don't think so there is a need of justification anymore......
i only gave ya all the revised version of tht mug........so tht ya all need not to read all the way down and find out 5hit like....."he died"........its kind of like hatti aayo....hatti aayo....fhussa!!!!!

zhan ali kati joke gareko......malai ta raag po hancha yaar....revised version ma joke bhanera ke bho ta????? if i talk serious stuffs thn malai ta jeudai marchan ho mrdhar haru le.

sujanks.....its still fun ke......but jus to defend my self i aready said it was frm my jpt collection. My Jpt collection dosen't mean its my orignal!!!!!

God Bless 'ya all. Keep on muggin.


kapiss!#!
 
Posted on 08-10-06 8:23 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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So basically what happened was this dude had a curse to have only one ball (aandey), unless he eats one ping pong ball every year that lasts for one full year.
His 50th b'day was a leap year and he was one day late for his actual b'day. His wife discovered the secret so she divorced him. The ball had to be pink coz the story teller is a fag??
 


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