this is dedicated to all the sajha members.

yo mama soooooooooo old dat she forgot her purse in Noak's Ark.

more to come

Yo mama so skinny she has to wear a belt with spandex.

Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama so fat she fell in love and broke it!

Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

yo mama so fat, when she passed by my TV, i missed the whole season of Friends.

Yo mama so fat she influences the tides.

Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg and gravy fell out.

Yo mama so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.

Yo mama so fat she was baptized at Marine World.

Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

Yo mama so fat the Aids quilt wouldn't cover her

Yo mama so fat she stands in two time zones.

Yo mama so fat I tried to drive around her and I ran out of gas.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops.

Yo mama so fat shes on both sides of the family

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through