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Posted on 09-15-06 1:24 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Copy n paste.

pad kar aankhon mein pani aa jaayega
ekdum....mumbaiyya.....ishtyle..







Julie aur Sulie do ben log rehta hai. Ben

log

maane.........judwaa.




Lekin dono main fark bole to solid. Julie

ekdum

Smart,




bole to jhakaas rapchik piece aur Sulie bole

to

ekdum halki re.





To kya hota hai maloom Sulie thee bachpan

se,

woh kya bolte hain





usko..Stubborn ..bole to ekdam yedi,

jiddi....

rehti hai.



To julie jo bhi maangti hai na...Sulie ko

woh

maangta-ich hai.









Julie ko gudiya mili to Sulie ko bhi maangta

tha...









Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi mangta

hai.....









Aisa karte karte bees saal guzar gaya.









To na, Julie ka shaadi ekdum karodpati ladka

ke

saath









hota hai. Aur Sulie ek fatichar funtoosh se

shaadi banatha hai.









Shaadi ke baad Julie Fridge leti hai baap.









Sulie bhi pati se fridge maangtihai.









Pati salla bechara garibmanus.



Lekin biwi ko khush karne ke waaste woh

Fridge

khareed leta hai.









Abhi Julie agle mahine Air Conditioner

khareed

dalti hai.









Sulie bhi jidd karti hai baap.



Kya Bolti Malum: AC nahin liya to khud ko

tapka

daloongi.









Pati bechara aur paise markeet se udhaar

leta

hai aur









AC khareed leta hai......! ..









Ab Julie car khareedti hai.









Suliebhi jidd karti hai.



Pati ka dimaag satak-ta hai lekin phir bhi

saala karega kya,









baap ka zameen bech dalta hai aur gaadi

khareedta hai.



Thode dinon ke baad Julie gaadi bech ke bus

khareedti hai. Sulie bhi jidd karti hai....









Abhi pati solid bhadakta hai baap.



Bolta hai "Ae item, ab dhimaag ka dahi mat

bana..bahut ho gaya tera









natak. Abhi apun tera ek nahin sunega. Apun

jaa

rahela hai kya, yeda









samjha hai kya, To Sulie ko shorke woh chala

jaata hai.









Sulie lekin apni gaadi bechkar aur paisa

market

se uthakar bus khareed









leti hai......









To Julie aur Sulie apne apne bus main Ek din

picnic ko jaata hai.









Bus ko park karke ! woh log ghoomne phirne ko

jaata hai.









Wapas aake dekhta hai to saala dono bus main

steering wheel gaayab,seat









gaayab, gear gaayab...sab kuch ghayab!!









Sulie julie ko dekhti hai aur kuch to bolti

hai...........









Abhi Ekdum simple koschan: Sulie Julie ko

kya

bolti









hai??















* * Ye tu bhol-na * * * * *



























* * * Abe soch...... * * *





















* * * dhimag kaam nahi kar rehla hai kya? *

* *















* * * Haar maan gaya kya??? * * *















* * * Accha chal bolich dalta hoon: * * *











" NA KUCH TERE BUS MEIN JULIE........ NA

KUCH

MERE BUS MEIN..."















ae bhidu log, apun ko gaali nahi dene ka kya

?,









aur apun ke upar gussa nai karne ka?



Apun ko bhi kisi ne yeh bhej kar apna bheja

kharab kiya hai. Tere ko lage to tu bhi kisi

ka

bheja kharab kar. par apun ka

nahi............samja kya.........!!!.

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Posted on 09-15-06 2:05 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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and i thought this was a nepali website!! :S :S
 
Posted on 09-15-06 2:42 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Posted on 09-15-06 2:51 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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bidooo rapchik maal dala re tuuhhh...purai mumbai ghuma diya ...jhaaaakasss
 
Posted on 10-11-06 7:37 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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are bidu tune to woh kya mumbai ya style mara kya

apun ko bahut bahut pasand ayela sala kabhi kabhi lagat to bhi

joru ga gulam jaisa kya?

ai dho dalo dho dalo apun ka kya?
 


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