Smile.... :-)

What is SINGH ?
Sardar Insaan Nahi Gadha Hai

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar : Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR


Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replyed: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.


Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend's name in English.
Sardar wrote: ' Beautiful Red Underware'
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi

After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar:Any great man born in this
village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!


Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandi was a great man, but I don't know who is
Jayanthi.



Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg
and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut it's second leg and
told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the
same.
At last he cut it's fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't
walk.
Suddenly sardar said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four
legs, it becomes deaf.


When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted
mirror. Sardarshouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will
drive.


Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There
he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he
doing. Sardar pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"


Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rdfloor, it caught fire and how will
you escape?
Sardar: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!

Lolz november!
I remember, few months back when i was crossing a highway
Three sardars came to me,they were in a bike,they asked me " wheres this place..."
i rplied "go straight then turn rite..."
after that they said " O thanks ji,hum Chhatis(36) log wahi ja rahe hai " :|

Smile again.... :)
Elizabeth Taylor once boarded a plane. Everybody around greeted her. Since the plane was crowded she had difficulty in finding a seat. She saw our Sardar Balwinder Singh who was sitting next to a vacant seat.She went up to him and introduced herself saying in her cool sexy voice, "Hi, I am Elizabeth Taylor... Liz to you." Balwinder was bewildered but immediately responded, "Hi I am Balwinder .. Balls to you."
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Letter from mother to son Santa Singh. Pyare Puttar, Vahe Guru. I am writing this letter slow, because I know you can't read fast. We do not live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I wont be able to send you the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the numbers with them for their next house, so they would not have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I am not sure it works too well. Last week I put 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven't seen them since then. The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained 3 days, and the second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. We got another bill from the funeral home. It said if we don't make the last payment on grandma's funeral, he will come up again. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting grass at the cemetery . Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it's a girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle Jatinder fell in a whisky vat. Some men tried pulling him out, but he fought them off and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. There is not much more news this time. Nothing much has happened. LoveMom. P.S. I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.

Santa Singh was browsing through pictures in art gallery then all of the sudden he screamed " Wow...this is horrible picture i have ever seen!". The attendant came up to him and said " Sir, that is the mirror".