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Posted on 10-26-06 3:43 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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i am sure u have read this before... i got it in mail ...
i do not know the actual source fo the citation

How Blonde Was She???

She was Soooooooo Blonde .

* She thought a quarterback was a refund.

* She thought General Motors was in the army.

* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.

* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:"
she wrote "Sagittarius."


She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.

* Under "education" on her job application,
she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She tripped over a cordless phone.

* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
"Concentrate."

* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."

* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* She studied for a blood test.

* She sold the car for gas money.

* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.

* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left,"
she turned around and went home.

She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur
around the home, she moved.

* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.

* She thought that she could not use her AM radio
in the evening.

* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes
In Front."


AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...

She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company


God never said it would be easy, But He said it would be worth it.
 
Posted on 10-26-06 3:51 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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one more

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had
great
seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how
she
liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and
all the
big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each
other
over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of
the game,
all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!'
I'm
like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!
 
Posted on 10-26-06 4:01 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hhahahahahahahahahahahah thapap,

grapes are sour ho? :P :P

LooTe
 
Posted on 10-26-06 4:36 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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This is hilarious. Good jokes thapap.
 
Posted on 10-26-06 4:45 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Non Veg Joke. Stop here!

***************************************************************

A woman was standing in a crowded lift of the hotel she was staying in. When a man got in and accidentally elbowed her in the breast.

The man said, "I'm sorry! But if your heart is as soft as your t!t, you'll forgive me."

So the woman replies, "If your d!ck is as hard as your elbow then I am staying in room 113."

*******************************************************************
 
Posted on 10-26-06 4:58 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hahaha nice one Ignitor you too thapap
 
Posted on 10-26-06 6:54 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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iqnitor

hahahhahahahhahah
hahahhahahha

post some more dog
 


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