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Posted on 11-02-06 7:42 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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here are some blonde jokes i found recently.. These are just jokes and i m sure you will have fun on reading this. Please don't take it otherwise..


Why don't blondes eat pickles...because they get their heads stuck in the jar.
How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday...tell her a joke on Friday.
What do you call a blonde with half a brain...gifted.
How many blondes does it take to change a tire .... 5--2 to get sodas, 2 to cry and 1 to call daddy.
Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen sink .... that's where you wash vegetables.
How do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle .... shine a light in her ear.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you .... pull the pin and throw it back.
Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall .... to see what was on the other side.
How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb .... 6 - 2 to read the instructions, 1 to find the switch, 2 to stand on, 1 to screw the bulb.
The blonde stayed up all night to see where the sun went .... it finally dawned on her.
How do you know a blonde has been working at your computer .... there is "white-out" all over the screen.
Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? .... because it said "concentrate".
Why does blondes have elevator jobs .... they like going up and down.
How did the blonde die drinking milk.......the cow sat down
What is written at the bottom of a blonde's fishing pond .... bring your own fish
What stops then goes, stops then goes .... A blonde at a blinking red light
Pepsi came out with a new can just for blondes .... It has "open other end" printed on the bottom.
Why do blondes always rapidly flap their hands towards theirs ears .... they're refuelling
 
Posted on 11-03-06 1:48 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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damn.. that was hilarious.

hahahhaha
 


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