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 एउटा छाडा कविता
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Posted on 11-06-06 4:49 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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एउटा छाडा कविता

यदि योनि हातमा हुनेभए
पन्जा लाउन अति जरुरि हुन्थ्यो
तै पनि ति बदमास केटाहरु भने
मौका छोपि मिलाइहाल्थे हात्, कुनामा ।

यदि लिङ्ग हातमा हुनेभए
बन्थ्यो condom छ् मुखे
तैपनि पाइन्ट्कै पकेट्मा घुसार्नु पर्थ्यो
ति बदमास औलाहरु

साचै यौन् हात् मिलाएरै सम्पन्न हुने भए
न हुन्थ्यो बलत्कार्, न सुनिन्थ्यो चित्कार्
बस्, जो कोहि पनि हातमा हात् मिलायेर हिड्न खोज्थे
मौका पाउना साथ् रगडन्थे हाथ् नथाके सम्म

न हुन्थ्यो AIDS, न भिरङि, न हुन्थ्यो कुनै यौन् रोग नै
लाइन्थ्यो sanitizer, hand lotion वा एक् जोर् पन्जा
न अङ प्रदर्शन्, न छाडापन्, न झैझगडा नै
कहिले काहि झर्को लागे, बजाउन हुन्थ्यो तालि आफै

 
Posted on 11-06-06 7:24 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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सुम्सुम्याउदै कपाल् उसका,
जब म आफ्नो सोचहरुबाट मुक्त हुन्छु
खेलाउछु उसका कान्,
रगडनछु मेरा औलाहरु उसको घाटिमा
बिस्तारै बिस्तारै थाहै नपाइ
मेरा औलाहरु खेलाउन थाल्छन् उस्को छाति
मग्न उ,
मेर कृयाकलाप बाट,
अचेल् puppy सधै मेरो छेउ आइ पल्टन्छ

 
Posted on 11-06-06 7:59 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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la ani kana kane chai k le,ki paint zipper kholera burger bitra halne ho?
 
Posted on 11-08-06 8:07 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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कृपया निम्नानुसार् भाकामा गाउनुहोला ...

चिठ्ठि आएन ....
चिठ्ठि आएन ....
मेरो मायालुको मलाइ चिठ्ठि आएन ....

केटि:

मलाइ चिकन chicken ....
मलाइ चिकन ....
अरुलाइ बफ्, पोर्क
मलाइ चिकन....

केटो:

तिमिलाइ चिकदिउला please read as 'cheek'
तिमिलाइ चिकदिउला ....
अरुलाइ eye nose
तिमिलाइ चिकदिउला ......

कृपया धैर्य गर्नुस्, अरु धेरै छन् ।
 
Posted on 11-08-06 11:20 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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haha;; hahaha ;; kastto chhada keta!!!!!!!!!! Laj na bhayeko!!!!!!!!!
 
Posted on 11-09-06 8:48 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hey ram prasad... you are really a**hole. why you put such nasty poems here?

I hope you work in a strip club that's why your mind thinks about it rather than any good creativity.
 
Posted on 11-09-06 1:13 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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i guess the poems are not for those who can't laugh at the whole absurdity of human sexuality.. Creativity has no boundary from dirty jokes to Ramayan.. 1st poem was better than the rest. of course these are my humble opinions.. please feel free to disagree!!
 
Posted on 11-09-06 1:37 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Ram Prasad Bro, If you record the "Chithi Aayena" song with visual (With real meaning, Chicken and Cheek), you will become famous. Wonder Prakash Ojha will do it someday.
 
Posted on 11-09-06 2:16 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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कहिले माथि कहिले तल
कहिले उठि उठि, कहिले बसि बसि
कहिले सुति सुति, कहिले फर्कि फर्कि
साचै, पढाइ गर्ने कत्ति धेरै तरिका छन् है?

उत्तानो परि ओछ्यान्मा
म समेट्छु उसलाइ मेरो हातमा
तान्छु उसलाइ मेरो नजिक् .... अझै नजिक्
पाना पल्टाउन थाल्छु म छिन् छिन् मा ...
 
Posted on 11-09-06 5:30 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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गर्थेयु राम्प्रसाद वकालत एक् अवाला नारीकि
सहीमा रहेछौ तिमी एक सेरिअल वलत्कारी
 
Posted on 11-09-06 8:34 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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ओहो, राम प्रसाद
तिमी कस्तो कस्तो
तिम्रो नाक लिङ जस्तो
तिम्रो मुख योनी जस्तो
तिम्रो आसु वीरय जस्तो
ओहो राम प्रसाद
तिमी कस्तो कस्तो
 
Posted on 12-02-06 8:33 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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mard= sansar ka sabsey bada terrorist kaun?
aaurat= kaun?
mard= aurat. jo haar raat ek tower giradeti hei.
aurat= oh my god
mard= sansar ka sabsey bada builder kaun?
aurat= accha kaun?
mard= aurat. jo haar raat ek tower giradeti hei.
aaurat= to fir aj raat mei terrorist or builder ban kar tower khada kar giradeti hun.
mard= thank you..kya idea lagadiya
 
Posted on 12-02-06 8:36 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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madan= aa meri muna surwalko tuna natana tesari..phuskincha surwal dekhincha kheta jotdinchu besmari.
muna= heyyy mero madan daiba ko bardan lukauma kasari...timrai ho khet timrai ho bari jotideu besari..
 
Posted on 12-02-06 9:57 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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rame ta chyame po rahicha...........kehi chaina uskai dimag ko upaj ho tyo......!!!
Mari mari chamkincha afai marcha aids lagi ani afai gamkincha..ch ch ch ...!!!!
 
Posted on 12-02-06 10:40 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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waaah waaah tap tipe sir kya sayari dinu bhayo ..once more once more but another one..
 
Posted on 12-03-06 8:07 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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keep writing friends. its enjoyable to everyone. i enjoyed most reading it. may not applicable to all though.
jayamatadibb
 
Posted on 12-03-06 10:48 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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yea it is..gazal, kabita haru yeha ayera pokhnuhos..tara X rated matra hehehe..
over nai purano ani aati sexy
dharane
 
Posted on 12-03-06 11:50 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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ok here is mine...

विवाह भएको हफ्ता दिन पछी
छोरी रुदै घरमा आएर भनि ।
छोरी:ए आमा जदिन म त घर
आमा : किन र छोरी के पर्‍यो र पिर?
छोरी: तुना फुकाली दुध मादि,ख्म्किन छन, खम खम
आमा :रहदा बस्दा अन्त क तै नकहनु
चली आएको रिति,तिम्रा बा मेरा पति ले पनि छोडैनन
यो चाउरि परेको पुती ।।।
 
Posted on 12-03-06 9:36 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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omg avii sir babaaaaaal thiyo...
aru pani cha bhane yogdan yesso garum na
hey guys add more..wow i m also enjoying it. hehehe
dami dami dami
uhi purano sexy
dharane
 
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