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 JOKE OF THE DAY

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Posted on 11-30-06 8:36 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Sathi haru ho......
joke post garnuhos na please.

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One was sardar ji he was filling up the form and he write his last name , first name, date of Birth and next question was SEX
do u guys know what he wrote in that field??
 
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Posted on 11-30-06 8:52 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Sigdel,

I feel so sorry for your dad and mom who give birth to a moron like you. I wish they come and look at your post, and will surely hate their fortune of having you as their sibling. You have nothing to say but add stuff that make no sense. Your emotion is one thing, but the way you are expressing your feeling differ from it. You may take it as a joke, but many people may not like your calling. You have called in people to fill out the blanks left after your thoughtful purpose which weighs nothing but the stupidity on its most remorseful state. I can see how desparate you are pulling the crowd as you might think your funnyness will get you lifted up, but again you are wrong. Your humor is not to entertain any sensible Nepalese, but they will tag you as a bitch, and I think if they do so, they will be doing it with full respect.
 
Posted on 11-30-06 8:57 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Indiragandhi !!
I feel so sorry for you and shold not argue like you half people who does not have clue what is National Anthem and you dont find any importance of changing it . Shame on you...
 
Posted on 11-30-06 9:01 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Now you start to browse my post, you are thinking what I am made of. I am glad that you are thinking other than your precious topic. Changing National Anthem will not change Nepal poor situation, coz National Anthem is not related to the poor situation of the country. I am glad that you are using your head, now if you have some brain, focus on this topic and let me know if you can see by changing the anthem will change Nepal.
 
Posted on 11-30-06 9:03 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hahahhaahahahahaha...hasayo.. hahahahhaaa
wait.. what was so funny?...
 
Posted on 11-30-06 9:05 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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indiragandhi :
I quote:"I feel so sorry for your dad and mom who give birth to a moron like you. I wish they come and look at your post, and will surely hate their fortune of having you as their sibling."
Do you know what sibling means?????? U mean "son/daughter", right? hahaha... Yo po bhayo ta JOKE OF DA DAY!!! hahahahahha
 
Posted on 11-30-06 9:06 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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J>>>>


There were three engineers in a car: an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.

Suddenly, the car stops running and they pull off to the side if the road, wondering what could be wrong.

The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.

The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

The Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, came up with a suggestion. "Why don?t we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open all the windows and see if it works?"
 
Posted on 11-30-06 9:10 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing $50.00.

"That?s a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That?s still quite a bit," Tim complained.

Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. "What I mean," said Tim, "is I?d like to see something really cheap and nasty."

The clerk handed him a mirror.
 
Posted on 11-30-06 9:12 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Your new posts will give the readers the most of they wanted. Now you must have realized that without your previous way of presenting things also DID work to get the humor and laugh from people. Keep it up. Good Work.
 
Posted on 11-30-06 9:19 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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मिठो कुरो ।।।।
 
Posted on 11-30-06 9:22 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Posted on 12-01-06 1:25 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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indira gandhi was a slut who used to sleep around with muslims and get fukkkked. she was the first terrorist of India who launched war againts sikhs.
 
Posted on 12-01-06 4:14 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I think only ONE slut knows other slut as they are best friends.
 
Posted on 12-01-06 4:26 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Posted on 12-01-06 4:37 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Dear IndiraGandhi,

I find this very funny. From what you have posted, I assume that you think people should only post in sajha if they want more information. Let me point out the following:

(1) Why were you even reading this?
(2) Why are you taking "active" part in this forum?
(3) Do you have to defend yourself to the people on this thread when you think that the people who post here are morons ?
(4) I think your parents will be sorry for having a child (mind you not SIBLING) like you who tells people what they should do and what they shouldnt and judges people on the account that they post jokes in a thread.
(5) You assume too many things...

I have nothing against you. I respect your point of views and I think you should respect other people's point of view and leave them alone. There are other "more serious" threads out there for "intelligent" people like you...
 
Posted on 12-01-06 4:47 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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well said gundruk, and she needs to change her name too i hate the bitch her name implies to ... the real one...dhoti one.....
 
Posted on 12-01-06 5:28 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Indira.. k cha halkhabar? guk khanee ho? O.. sorry.. nepali bijhdaina hola.. DHOTI jo pareo...
 
Posted on 12-01-06 3:34 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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You found my post VERY FUNNY, and I am startled to see how Sajha is deleting my post. I tried to post stuffs, and for raison d'être Sajha is deleting my messages; I considered this a personal attack on me. This is so insane that my post being tormented. I didn’t know the illiteracy behavior of Sajha people. Anyways, Sajha is not the end of my world that deleting my post I would find myself in deep trouble.

----I am reading the post as I wanted to fill out the blank left by user asking people to fill out their OPEN opinion.

----As the conversation got heated, I can’t just sit and not move my fingers, if someone is trying to throw dirt on you, I am not a person to say “Thank you”.

----I should have more careful in not touching MORONS, as they don’t have any agenda in life. Their sad life is considered to be eccentric state of mind. I appreciate your thoughts on it.

I will leave them alone from now on. Their presence would be sad for people like me.
 
Posted on 12-02-06 11:09 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Thanks Indira Behen,

with that, let me share one joke!

A son, living in a dorm in a different city always emailed his dad if he wanted money to date chicks. To make sure that his Mom doesn't read the email and know what he was asking money for, he wrote emails in CODE language. His email always read:

" Dad, I need $200 for hunting"
OR " Dad, I need 250 for hunting"

Anyways, his dad was cool and understanding and always send him the money he wanted. One day his dad got one more email from his son which read:

" Dad, I need $200 for hunting and $500 for gun repair"

A MESSAGE TO ALL ON WORLD AIDS DAY, BE CAREFUL WHEN YOU USE YOUR GUN. THE DAMEAGE COULD BE IRREPAIRABLE

:)
 
Posted on 12-03-06 4:26 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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mysteryman2055 That was nice one.
thanks guys posting your thoughts..
Inidraghandi,,,,,,,,,, you might be clear now you should respect others interest, and by name it is clear it is SAJHA so it is for any one, from any one.
If you still not clear ask with GundrukBhat... he will clear your doubts.
 



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