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Posted on 12-27-06 10:59 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I read it on my way to work today and found it funny so just wanted to share with you all..
To all the Geeks out there...

Geek Speak

Thanks to the Board of Wisdom (www.boardofwisdom.com) for lifting the day-after-Christmas doldrums with the top 10 geeky sayings:

1. There are 10 types of people in the world: Those who understand binary and those who don't.

2. If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.

3. Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

4. My pokemon bring all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard.

5. 1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d.

6. I'm not anti-social, I'm just not user friendly.

7. I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.

8. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning.

9. A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history, with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.

10. My software never has bugs. It just develops random features.


-- Jessica Guynn
 
Posted on 12-27-06 11:02 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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numero cinco
vry funny (O:

1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d.
 
Posted on 12-27-06 1:12 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Posted on 12-27-06 1:55 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hahahah

" Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning. "

Have to love that one!!!! ...great one!!!
 
Posted on 12-27-06 3:07 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I love the 6th one..but DC that is yes, the funniest one !!!
 
Posted on 12-27-06 5:19 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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11. i have all my time for you honey , just that i'd want you to IM . - oldmaven
 
Posted on 12-27-06 5:21 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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lol, that's a good one oldmaven..
 
Posted on 12-28-06 11:08 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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12:well here is one more..............

we would be like our ancestors and would be eating bananas if we had not decided to change and use our brain........

-........................
 
Posted on 12-28-06 11:10 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Good one rocky or ..................
 
Posted on 12-28-06 11:15 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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thankyu thankyu thankyu...!!!!

welll here is another one.........

I am intelligent for me if not for you... it's not my problem but it's urs......

-rocky
 
Posted on 12-28-06 11:31 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I can't say that's a good one..but nice try !!
 
Posted on 12-28-06 7:35 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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echo "o life is good : more i am in love more the run rocks"| cut -c 1,3,14,18,25,33,34,47-

believe me, this is how geeks talk! :)
 
Posted on 12-28-06 7:50 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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oldmaven..
now there is a syntax error kya
"$" is suppose to be a prompt (O:

and of course u do not rock dude.. (O:
 
Posted on 12-28-06 7:53 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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lol .. i knew someone would come up with this. Thats the reason i put the LF there :P

anyways , thanks for getting the cryptic message , though not like sth , even Geeks couldnt break :) i wouldnt go into HASH algorithms now ;)

Good evening there!
 
Posted on 12-28-06 7:54 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Number 6 le ta atti hasayo.

Baki chai bujhya bujhya jasto lagyo.

Tara number 5 chai ... khai ke ho ke ho. pattai launa sakina.

:-P
 
Posted on 12-28-06 8:29 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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oldmaven,
jpt jpt jpt. (O: use use hash. lets c if we can play with it too (O:
ur lf was not recognized by unix2dos kya (O:
very very good evening to you too...

now simpleGal.. u r too simple kya. u cannot be geek (O: LOL
but honestly anyone can read that... i mean there has been a scientific studies done in this matter. you can put whatever you want in the middle. but as long as the first and the last letter are correct one. people can actually get the word and the sentence itself.

=======================================================
but any way
what else do i know (O:
 
Posted on 12-28-06 8:51 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I find number 4 unsuitable. If you're a geek, you dont watch pokemon, you'd rather watch a tutorial on Photoshop Advance Learning Videos.

5 is funny, i can read a paragraph faster like that than with proper letters and words.

another, universe and programmers? hahahaha...

-- i don't see anybody in my yard yet!
 
Posted on 12-28-06 9:24 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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< > ! * ' ' #
^ @ ` $ $ -
! * ' $ , _
% * < > #4
& ) . . /
| { ~ ~ System Halted

This transliterates to:

Waka Waka bang splat tick tick hash,
Caret at back-tick dollar dollar dash.
Bang splat tick dollar comma under_score,
Percent splat waka waka number four.
Ampersand right-paren dot dot slash,
Vertical-bar curly_bracket tilde tilde CRASH.

-Don Ehrhardt.
 
Posted on 12-28-06 11:57 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hey,
u guys r coming up with geekier ones..:) Simplegal, I'm like you..didn't get all of it but found some funny :)...Hoped that geeks would have fun with it....good nite u all !! Sleep tight !!
 


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