Aaj tak gets news that 100 sardars are killed in a train accident at
amritsar station. Only one sardar left alive. The correspondent goes to him
ask sardar ji. How did it happen?

Sardar: oh ji puchho mat.. sab kuch sahi tha sab log platform par khade
gaadi ki wait kar rahe they. Achanak announcement hui ki shatabdee express
2 no. platform par aa rahi hai. Jaise hi sab ne suna ki gaddi PLATFORM PAR
aa rahi hai, sab log apni jaan bachane ke liye patri par kood gaye. Aur
tabhi gaddi patri par aa gayi.

Aaj tak: Thank god. Aap ne samajhdari dikhayee. Aap patri par nahin koode.

Sardar: o nahin ji main to suicide karne ki liye patri par hi leta tha.
Jaise hi announcement hui main to platform par chad gaya.

Another Sardar Joke:

After the train accident, it was discovered that the operator was our own Brijendar Singh ( He lived under the bridge). He had apparently ended up taking the train to a paddy field. Luckily only few were injured and nobody died.

Singh is arrested for risking the life of so many passengers. He is infront of the District judge.

Judge:" Oye Singh Saab,can you explain what happened?"
Singh:" Everything was okay until I saw this guy waking on the tracks"
Judge:" You are an idiot, you mean to say you risked the lives of hundreds of people to save the life of one person and derailed the train to the paddy field. Any person with little brain would save hundreds of lives and just run over that person."

Singh:" I was doing exactly the same, लास्ट मिनट मे चू>>>> खेत कि तरफ भाग गया "

Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits on the branch regularly.
A man asks why he does this.
Sardarji: "I've been promoted as branch manager."