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 which is ur best nepali Ad??

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Posted on 03-14-07 12:24 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Aja achanak class ma sathi haru sanga nepal ko yaad ma kura garda nepali pura advertisment ko yaad aayo... ra sarai ramailo kura bho....
malai ta tyo muna chiya ko "muna muna muna chiyaa muna..." bhanni ad dammi lagthyo ani mero sathi lai chain tyo "santos panta ko chora le baba tyo tel hoina tyo tel hoina yo suddha bhatmas ko tel use garnu bhanni ad dammi lagyoo."
now its ur turn to say which ad u liked the most haha.....
 
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Posted on 03-15-07 1:31 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I don't know why you had the urge to include that 'hindi ad' despite what the title says. Anyway, here are few more that I remember:

"Suna suna didi bahini suna daju bhai
deuta lagya nathana hai kustha rog lai
kustha rog lage pachi lukaunu chahin hunna
niko hunchha okhati le bhakal le chhunna
nabirai gare dekhi okhati mulo
kustha rog bhanne kura aba chhaina thulo.......la hai"

"Timba sirak
--Yo timba sirak bhaneko k ho?
Kapas lai jali bunera banaiyeko, kapas nasarne uchha koti ko nyano sirak
--ani yo kahan painchha ni?
Pradarshani marga ko padmodaya haataa maa matra painchha
timba sirak"
 
Posted on 03-15-07 1:47 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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DWI,
"ikchya dikchya ramro bhayeki" .. I think you missed S in front of ikchya;)

another funny one that i remember was inspired from tht movie khalanayek song choli ke piche kya hai:p

Arun ghee

follows like ths
"Jhola ma ke cha ke cha
Arun ko batta cha,
Arun ma chamcha cha and blah blah blah...
Arun ghiu kinnus ani chamcha ra plate upahaar paunus..yo upahar yojana simit abadhi ko lagi upatyaka bhitra matrai........Arun banaspati ghiu udhyog pra li."
 
Posted on 03-15-07 1:52 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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लोग्ने - गोमा कति लुगा धोईरहेकी, सकिएन?
स्वास्नी- कहाँ सकिनु, साबुन राम्रो भएपो।
लोग्ने - ए, महाशक्ति सोपको पूजा साबुन भनेर ल्याएको अर्कै परेछ कि क्या हो?
स्वास्नी -ल हेर्नुस्, यो पूजा साबुन हो त? महाशक्ती सोपको पूजा साबुन त कपडामा लगाउना साथ सररर फिँज आउछ।
लोग्ने - लौ मार्यो यो त नक्कली साबुन पो परेछ।

निर्देशक - तपाईं पनि साबुन किन्दा महाशक्ती सोपको पूजा साबुन दिनुस् भन्नुस् कहिलै नक्कली पर्दैन ।
 
Posted on 03-15-07 2:27 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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You guys are funny. Oh how these memories are carved in our mind. Goes on to tell you that its not just the lyrics of a song that we can remember well.

Pacifier, what about the third part..about the groom. Do you know what they say? (Ipara separa ramro gareko, ghar bar dhanna sakne bhayeko hamro dulha raja...)

As for the hindi and title of this thread, we aren't literally following the title are we, in that case only best ads are allowed and how can one person have more than one "best" ad? Come on, cut some slack and take it easy.
 
Posted on 03-15-07 3:16 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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puja jaangh puja jhanghiya.. anybody remember? this women(jamure is her name) try to guess what people are wearing under..funny but forgot.. was it in nepali?
 
Posted on 03-15-07 3:21 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Chiso bhanekai ho Coca cola.
 
Posted on 03-15-07 9:55 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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good going guys..wanted to bring this thread in front page so that we could see more input to realize....how much of happiness can those trivial but often taken for granted things can bring to us
 
Posted on 03-15-07 10:27 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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रेडियो नेपाल

छोरी: आमा आमा, हात्ती बलियो कि हात्ती छाप चप्पल बलियो?
आमा: उस्तै उस्तै हो बाबा ।

नेपाल टि भि

अब तिमी चार महिनाको भयौ, अब तिमीले सेरेलेक्स्...........
अरु यादै भएन

छोरा: बाबा बाबा, भोक लाग्यो भोक लाग्यो
सन्तोष पन्त: एक छिन पख (दराजहरु खोल्दै तेल निकाल्दछ)
छोरा: होइन होइन
सन्तोष पन्त: के त?
छोरा: मामुले त सधै अरुण तेलले पकाइसिन्छ.......

कृष्ट्री के.सी.ले अभिनय गरेको
गोरखकाली टायर राम्रो गुड्छ सरररर...

अनि खै कस्ले हो कुन्नि राउन्ड किक् दिएको बलवान छाप खैनिको कामरसियल
 
Posted on 03-16-07 12:08 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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here is my favourite:

Bhaigoo aba kheldina sathi...bhok pani lagyo
ma taa janchhu...ani khanchhu...pauroti Krishna paurotiiii
krishna..krishna..krishna..krishna.....krishna pauroti
krishna..krishna..krishna..krishna.....krishna pauroti
 
Posted on 03-16-07 12:25 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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ओ हो साथी हरुले त्यो coca cola को add बिर्सेंको??

काठमाडौं देखी पोखराको गाडी छुट्न लागेको हुन्छ ।एउटा केटा हतार हतार coka cola को बोटल बोकेर गाडी म चढ्छ।छेउमा भाकि केटि ले सोध्छे:
केटि: पहिलो पटक हो? केटा: coca cola ? होइन पहिला पनि पिएको छु ।
केटी: होइन्, मैले त पोखरा पो भनेको त ।
दुबै हाँस्छन ।

I like this add very much. espeically smile of that girl..... ohhh..
 
Posted on 03-16-07 8:14 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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This one is radio ad of jeevan jal:
Lady: Pakhalale susta paryo mero chhoralai
ke khwaun k lau mero baba lai!!
Man: Dhanda mannu pardaina hai
jeevan jaal chandaichha!!!
Pakhala le grashta bhayena 1 liter panima 1 packet jeevan jal milai bachhaharulai patak patak khwaunuhoos!!

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The ad written by sunkoshi was most controversial ad of in nepalese television which was based on the concept to give awareness of use of sexual contraceptive to all people but was eventually banned.

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This one of Castrol engine oil mostly played on Hits FM:
Guruji: Ye antare, engine oil halyo??
Antare: Halyo gurji!
Guruji: Castrol nai haleko ho??
Antare: Hetteri guruji tyo ni bhanirakhnu parchha!! Start garnus ta guruji!!
*Guruji starts the truck: and it roars with smooth sound!!*
Antare: La dekhnu bho ta guruji, aaba hamro matar hawaijahaj jaso gudchha!!

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This one is of Himal Iron and steel.
Budha manchhe: Ye babu doorbinle herera ke khojirakheko??
Babu: Hyaa dandi pasal nabheteko bela disturb nagarnu na ho!!
Budha manchhe: Himal torsteel ko dealer haaru *** sahaarma *** ( I don't rem nos) wota chhan; doorbin le khojirakhnu pardaina ni baabu!!
Babu: Ye ho ra, ma aajai himal torsteel lyaunchhu teso bhaye!!
Quite good voice announces--
*Majboot ghar ko majboot adhaar - Himal torsteel!!*

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P.S.- I don't know if above ads are completely as depicited by me, but they were somewhat like that...:D
 
Posted on 03-16-07 8:47 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hey , guys you forgot this one in radio nepal at 9:00PM everyday,

टिट टिट ...टिइइइइइ....यो डोल्मा घडिको समय हो

this used to come just before RA delay schedule in radio nepal


Saan dai
 
Posted on 03-16-07 8:57 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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तिहार आउन पाको छैन हिकोला नि आम्थ्यो नि

ए भन भन भाइ हो ....हिकोला
ए रंगिन फोटो... हिकोला
ए कम्यूटरबाट ....हिकोला
एक घन्टामै ......हिकोला
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कुरा हिजोको जस्तो लाग्छ । मेरो राजुलाई भन्थें दिनको दुइ चोटी हर्लिक्स खानु चाँडै ठूलो भइहाल्छ । उ आज राजु पाइलट भएको छ तर पनि अझै साथ छ हर्लिक्स को ।

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तिमी आज चार महिनाको भयौ। डक्टर आंटी भन्नुहुन्छ अब तिमीले ठोस पदार्थपनि खानुपर्छ। यसको शुरुवात तिमी आज सेरलेक्सबाट गर । (थालमा पुरि तरकारी घुमेको सिन) हि हि हि अहँ तिमीले अहिले नै ठुलोको खाना खान पाउँदैनौ ।

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बलियो छ शक्तिशाली सेतो एवरेडी ब्याट्री
झलमल्ल टर्च बल्छ घन्किन्छ रेडियो ट्रान्जिस्टर
भरपर्दो र उपयोगी
उत्पादन हो स्वदेशी
आजै जाउँ अहिल्यै किनौं सेतो एवरेडी ब्याट्री
 
Posted on 03-16-07 9:17 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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हेहेहे पानपरागको विज्ञापन थियो नि , शम्मी कपूर इन्डेन र अशोक कुमार इन्डेनमाथि नेपाली आवाज थोपरेको

बिहाको तयारी चलिरहेको सिन

- सुन्नु भो दुल्हाको आमा बुवा आउनु भएको छ

अशोक कुमार - यतिबेला ? ओ हो हो नमस्कार नमस्कार सम्धी ज्यू आउनुस् आउनुस् ।

शम्मी कपुर - सबै कुरा ठिक छ, तर हाम्रो एउटा शर्त छ

म्युजिक (ढ्यान टर्‍यायायान्)

शम्मी कपुर - ओहो नआत्तिनुस, हामी एउटा यति चाहन्छौंकी जन्तीको स्वागत तपाईँ पान परागले गर्नुस्

अशोक कुमार - हो हो हो पानपराग ? हामीलाई के थाहा तपाईँहरुपनि पानपराग को शौकिन हुनुहुन्छ भनेर ।

दुबैजना - पानपराग

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लौ हिरो आउनुभयो , आजकल त निकै छाउनुभएको छ टीभीमा । पानपराग र केके । खोइ त हाम्रो लागि ?

हिरोले खल्तीबाट पाउच निकाले दिंदै - यो लिनुस्

जनताहरु - अनि हाम्रोलागि

थप पाउच निकाल्दै - तपाईँपनि लिनुस, अनि तपाईँपनि

एउटा जायन्ट आइपुग्छ घोक्रे स्वरले थर्काउँछ - अनि मेरो लागि ?

हिरोले १० वटा प्याकेट निकालेर खिच्च दाँत देखाउँछ

पानपराग पानमसाला पानपराग
 
Posted on 03-16-07 12:50 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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सबैलाई कण्ठ भएको त यो होला

सर : बाबु हो, यो हो हाम्रो दाँत को बनावट । राजु तिम्रो दाँत त मोती जस्तै चम्केको छ ।
राजु : किन नहोस् त सर, म डाबर लाल दन्तमन्जन जो प्रयोग गर्छु ।

ब्याकग्राउण्ड गीत : दाँतको गर्छ हिफाजत मोती झैं चम्काउँछ, डाबर लाल दन्तमन्जनले मुहार उँज्ज्यालो बनाउँछ ।
 
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तुत.. तुत.. तुत... तुउउउउउ..........

अब प्रविद गिरी बाट समाचार सुन्नुहोस्
 
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तुत.. तुत.. तुत... तुउउउउउ..........


यो रेडियो नेपाल हो /

अब प्रविद गिरी बाट समाचार सुन्नुहोस् /
 
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.....close-up kina gardainauuuuuuuuuuuuuu.....???.....
 
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ohh yaar gr8 goin on.. keep it up man.. i want to hear from u more man
 
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tyo coca cola ko pahilo patak ho... coke ?? pahile panbi piyee thee bhanni dammi cha ni hai??
 



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