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 Bithday Surprise!!!
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Posted on 03-16-07 2:53 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Two weeks ago was my 44th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning. I went down to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me. She didn't even say "Good Morning", let alone any "Happy Birthday." I thought, "Well, that's wives for you. The children will remember. "The children came down to breakfast and didn't say a word.

When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, "Good Morning, Boss, Happy Birthday." I felt a little better. Someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know it is such a beautiful day outside and it is your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go.

We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go. We went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously. On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it is such a beautiful day, we don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not." She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable. Sure," I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends. They were all singing Happy Birthday.......and there I sat on the couch.......naked.
 
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Posted on 03-16-07 8:29 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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good joke... where'd u get it from? lol
 
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Now you had you ever desired Birthday celebration not to forget, at the age of 44. Now I guess its you kids turn to celebrate their birthday, OLD MAN

Just kidding :)
Happy birthday
 
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I like surprises
 
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What's wrong in celebrating the BIRTHDAY in a BIRTHDAY SUIT right folks??? Must be an embarassing moment for the guy in the story there.....
 


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