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Posted on 03-29-07 1:27 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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एक मानिस डाक्टर साब लौन मेरो घर छिटै हिड्नोस्


डाक्टर : किन - कसलाई के भयो र ?


मानिस : हिजो म अफिसबाट घरमा गइ मेरी श्रीमतीले त खेर जान्छ भनेर मलाई समेत पकाइ राखेमो ३ माना चामलको भात खाइछ भन्या पेट दुख्यो भनेर रोइरहिछ अहिले ।


डाक्टर : तपाइको छोराछोरी कति वटा ?


मानिस ६ वटा


डाक्टर : त्यसो भए धन्दा नमान्नुस् ६/६ जना बच्चा अटाउने पेटमा जाबो ३ माना चामलको भात नअटाउला त ?
 
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Posted on 03-29-07 1:32 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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check this out

 
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nepali ma bhanda English joke nai lekhne garaun hai saathi, Nepali joke ta Jhoor lekhnu hudo raicha!!
 
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football ground

 
Posted on 03-29-07 1:35 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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A football team was going to attend for mathematical quiz. A coach decided to check an IQ of his player before going to have a quiz. The player agreed, so the coach looked into his eyes intently and asked, - "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this: What is two plus two?"

The player thought for a moment and then answered, "4?"
"Did you say 4?!" the coach exclaimed, excited that he had given the right answer.

Suddenly, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
 
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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem
 
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one man was rising a bike in a road and suddenly he stopped in a traffic light and started to itch his helmet,, some people were walking by the road and one of them saw that and he was surprised and suddenly ran near the bike and asked that rider

why did u itch your helmet. do u fell that itching in your head?

and rider was v angry and replied you basterd do u itch your butt taking off your paints. its the same thing.
 
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I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations sir, you’re the new father of twins!"

The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company." The man then followed the woman to his wife’s room.

About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith’s wife has just had triplets.

Mr. Smith stood up and said, "Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company."

The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air." The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."
 
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Is this photoshop trick?
 
Posted on 03-29-07 9:40 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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nepalisathi,

that pic is awesome!
 
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Vehocles in Iraq

 
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Vehicles in Iraq

 
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what's there to see

 
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Politically Correct...!

Socialism: You have two cows, and you give one to your neighbor.


Fascism: You have two cows, the government takes both of them and sells you milk.


Nazism: You have two cows; the government takes both of them and shoots you.


Capitalism: You have two cows; you sell one of them and buy a bull.


Bureaucracy: You have two cows; the government takes both of them, shoots one of them, milks the other and pours the milk down the drain.


Democracy: You have two cows, and they both go on strike.
 
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I had three girlfriends, but wasn't sure which one to marry. So I decided to give each one $5000 and see how each of them spends it.

The first one went out and gets a total makeover with the money. She gets new clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and comes back to my place and says, "I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much." I was very touched and aroused, and we had lots of great sex.

The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television, and a stereo and brings them back to me as gifts. This sweet girl looked into my eyes and said, "I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much." I watched my new television with great enjoyment!

The third one takes the $5000 and invested it in the stock market, doubled her investment, returns the original $5000 to me and reinvests the rest. She says, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much." She has enough to buy me a new boat.

I thought long and hard about how each of the women spent the money and decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.
 
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One day when the teacher walked to the black board, she noticed someone had
written the word 'penis' in tiny small letters. She turned around, scanned the
class looking for the guilty face. Finding none, she quickly erased it, and
began her class.
The next day she went into the room and she saw, in larger letters, the word
'penis' again on the black board. Again, she looked around in vain for the
culprit, but found none, so she proceeded with the day's lesson.

Every morning, for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the
same word written on the board, and each day it was written in larger letters.

Finally, one day, she walked in, expecting to be greeted by the same word on
the board, but instead, found the words, "The more you rub it, the bigger it
gets!"
 
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Two women that are dog owners are arguing about which dog is smarter....

First Woman : "My dog is so smart, every morning he waits for the paper boy to come around and then he takes the newspaper and brings it to me.

Second Woman : "I know..."

First Woman : "How?"

Second Woman : "My dog told me."
 
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haha...rotfl..hahah..lmfaO
 



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