Wife's Diary VS Husband's diary


WIFE's DIARY

Sunday night.

I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed but he kept quiet and absent. I asked him what was wrong. He said: "Nothing." I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him. He simply smiled and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say: "I love u, too."

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant and absent. Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I could not take it anymore, so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep. I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.

HUSBAND's DIARY

Today, Manchester United lost the match. DAMN IT..!!

An ARAB national interviewed at US embassy

CONS: - “ YOUR NAME, PLS?”
ARAB: - “ABDUL AZIZ”
CONS: - “SEX?”
ARAB: - “6 TIMES A WEEK”
CONS: - “I MEAN, MALE OR FEMALE”?
ARAB: - “BOTH MALE & FEMALE & SOMETIMES EVEN CAMELS.”
CONS: - “HOLY COW!”?
ARAB: - “YES, COW & DOGS TOO.”
CONS: - “MAN, ISN’T THAT HOSTILE?”
ARAB: - “HORSE STYLE, DOG STYLE, ANY STYLE”
CONS: - “OH DEAR!”
ARAB: - “DEER? NO DEER THEY RUN TOO FAST”