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Posted on 05-12-07 2:37 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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> A Mother had 3 virgin daughters.
> They were all getting married within a short time period. Because Mom
> was a bit worried about how their sex life would get started, she made

> them all promise to send a postcard from the honeymoon with a few
> words on how marital sex felt.
> The first girl sent a card from Hawaii two days after the wedding. The

> card said nothing but:one word
> "Nescafe"!
> Mom was puzzled at first, but then went to her kitchen and got out the

> Nescafe jar.
>
> It said: "Good till the last drop".
> Mom blushed, but was pleased for her daughter.
>
>
> The second girl sent the card from Vermont a week after the wedding,
> and the card read: 2 words "Rothmans Cigarettes"
> Mom now knew to go straight to her husband's cigarettes, and she read
> from the pack: "Extra Long.
> King Size"
> She was again slightly embarrassed but still happy for her daughter.
> The third girl left for her honeymoon in Cape Town.
> Mom waited for a week, nothing. Another week went by and still
> nothing. Then after a whole month, a card finally arrived.
> Written on it with shaky handwriting were the 3 words "South African
> Airways"
> Mom took out her latest YOU magazine, flipped through the pages
> fearing the worst, and finally found the ad for SAA.
>
> The ad said: "Ten times a day, seven days a week, both ways."
> Mom fainted !!!!
 
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why do they always faint at the end??

but great one! :D
 
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cool one ! good job
 
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Funny shit! : )
 


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