"THE OLD VERSION"
--If you love somebody, set her free…

if she comes back , she's yours ..

if she doesn't, she never was..


"THE NEW VERSIONS"

Pessimists-

If you love somebody,

set her free…

if she comes back, she's yours,

if she doesn't ,well , as expected, she never was

Optimists

If you love somebody,

set her free…

don't worry , she'll come back.

Suspicious

If you love somebody,

set her free…

if she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient

If you love somebody,

set her free…

if she doesn't come back within some time,

forget her.

Patient

If you love somebody,

set her free…

if she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back…

Playful

If you love somebody,

set her free…

if she comes back ,and if you love her still,

set her free again.

Vengeful

If you love somebody,

set her free…

if she doesn't come back,

hunt her down and shoot her.

C++ progammer

if (you-love(m_she))m_she.free()

if (m_she == null) m_she=new Cshe

Bill Gates

If you love somebody,

set her free…

if she comes back,

I think we can change her for reinstallation fees

but tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Biologists

If you love somebody,

set her free…

she'll evolve.

Statistician

If you love somebody,

set her free…

if she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high

if she doesn't, your relation was improbable anyway.

Schwarzenegger's fan

If you love somebody,

set her free…

SHE'LL BE BACK.

Over possessive

If you love somebody,

don't set her free…

MBA

If you love somebody,

set her free…instantaneously

and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist

If you love somebody,

set her free…

if she comes back, her super ego is dominant..

if she doesn't come back, her id is supreme

if she doesn't go , she must be crazy.

Finance expert

If you love somebody, set her free …

If she comes back, it's time to look for fresh loans..

if she doesn't , write her off as an asset gone bad.