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Posted on 08-14-07 2:25 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?

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With the ever increasing population of illegal Mexican immigrants, it is even more important to make fun of them (because they are here illegally!) Now don't take me wrong, there are some cool Mexicans but the rest are just plain annoying! Now I am not a racist but Mexican jokes are pretty dang funny so I would like to share them with you. I think this is the largest collection of Mexican jokes on the net but I could be wrong.

Mexican jokes are incredibly funny, so be prepared for a heavy ab workout. Don't worry, mexican jokes aren't racist because there are only 3 races, and Mexican isn't one of them.
Mexican Jokes
Why can't mexicans be firemen?

They can't tell the difference between jose and hose b

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How do you stop a Mexican tank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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Why are Mexicans so short?

They all live in basement apartments.

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How Do You Starve A Mexican?

Put Their Food Stamps In Their Work Boots.

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What do you call 100 mexicans working on a roof?

Chingos

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Juan,carlos,and antonio all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. who wins?

Society.

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What do you call mexican basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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Did you hear about the winner of the mexican beauty contest?

Me neither.

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What do you get when you cross a mexican with an octopuss?

I don't know but it could pick lettuce good.

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Why don't mexicans bbq?

The beans fall through the little holes.

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What are the first 3 words in every mexican cookbook?

steal a chicken

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Did you hear about that one mexican that went to college?

yeah.. me neither

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

Cuatro Cinco

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how do you stop a mexican from robbing your house?

put up a help-wanted sign

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican?

A bench can support a family (sorry, that one is really mean)

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What is it when a Mexican is taking a shower?

A miracle.

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What do you call a pool with a mexican in it?

Bean Dip.

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What do Mexicans pick in the off season?

Their nose.

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A bunch of Mexicans are running down a hill, what is going on?

Jail Break.

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What do you call a Mexican driving a BMW?

Grand Theft Auto.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Any Mexican that can run jump or swim is in the US!

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico?

He couldn't find 3 wise men or a virgin. (burn)

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Why do Mexicans drive low riders?

They are too short to get into any other type of car.

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What is the greatest Mexican invention?

A solar powered flash light.

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Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?

Have you seen a Mexican do anything right the first time?

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What do you do when a Mexican is riding a bike?

Chase after him, it's probably yours!

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Why are Mexicans so short?

When they're young, their parents say, "When you get bigger you have to get a good job."

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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?

Unemployed.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Doesn't matter, they're to short to reach the socket.

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How do you get 50 Mexicans is a phone booth?

Throw food stamps in it.

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An Arab, Frenchman, American and a Mexican are riding down the highway. The Arab picks up an AK-47. He shoots a couple of rounds and then throws the gun out the window. The American asks him why he through the gun out the window and the Arab says they have so many of those where he is from he doesn't care about what happens to them.

The Frenchman picks up a bottle of wine and drinks a little and throws it out the window. The American asks him why he tossed it. The Frenchman says they have so much of it where he is from he doesn't care what happens to it.

The American picks up the Mexican and throws him out the window.

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Two Americans and a Mexican are exploring in Africa and they stumble upon a tribe. The chief of the tribe tells the explorers that they are going to get fruit shoved up their butts and if they laugh they are going to get killed. Luckly, the Chief tells them they get to pick their own fruit. The two whittes pick berries and the Chief shoves it up their butts. They both laugh their heads off. In heaven God asks them why they laughed. And the Americans reply, "The Mexican picked a watermelon."

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A little Mexican boy goes into the kitchen where his mom is baking. He puts his hand in the flour and wipes it all over his face. He says, "Mom, look - I'm a white boy!" His mom slaps him in the face and says, "Go show your father." He goes to his dad in the living room and says, "Look Dad, I'm a white boy." His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your grandmother." The boy goes into his grandmother's room and say, "Mira, Abuelita, I'm a white boy." His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says, "See, did you learn anything from that?" To which the boy replies, "Sure did! I have only been white for five minutes and I already hate you Mexicans!"

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Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, "What do you want on your back for your whipping?" The German responds, "I will take oil!" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move. The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, "What do you want on your back?" "I will take nothing!" says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch. "What will you take on your back?" the Amazons ask the American. He responds, "I'll take the Mexican."

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An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " We're having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive" The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps. The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps. This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.

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What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

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source: http://www.mexicanjokes.net/jokes.php
 
Posted on 08-14-07 2:41 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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and the rreality still is that, mexicans are one of the most hard working ppl, kudos to you all.
 
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hahahaaha good joke...
 
Posted on 08-14-07 9:58 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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WTF?
Laugh nigha, laugh and when you do... put yourself in mexican's position
 
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Mexicans are the hardest working people in the USA.. the backbone of the U.S labor force but they are made fun like this.. so sorry... these jokes are pretty racists..
 
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Mexicanos surely work the hardest (not the smartest) and up to date I've never read/heard cases of where they have been a burden on the welfare system...The ones America should be attacking and making fun of mercilessly are the Puerto Ricans, the true leeches of the welfare system here. Half of these fuggers need to be sent to jail for defrauding the system.

A Puerto Rican joke:
Why are there no Puerto Ricans on Star Trek??










Keep guessing...















Keep guessing.....














Answer:

Because they won't work in the future either.
 
Posted on 08-14-07 11:15 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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mexicans can't qualify for welfare or food stamps.. cuz they 're not citizens or perm residents... i don't know why trailer parks btch so much about them
 
Posted on 08-14-07 2:13 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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its not only mexicans that are hardworking! koreans, japs, chinese, they are all hard working folks... by the way, like the real author suggested, mexican is not a race!!! so this jokes can't be racist...
 


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