A young couple was golfing one day on a very exclusive course lined with
million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the wife sliced her shot right
through the large front window of the biggest house along the course. They
walked up, knocked on the door and heard a voice say, "Come on in."
When they opened the door, they saw glass everywhere and a broken bottle
lying on the floor. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people who broke
my window?"
The husband began to apologize, but the man cut him off, "Actually, I want
to thank you, I'm a genie who was trapped in that bottle, and your wayward
shot released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes, so what I'd like to do
is give each of you one wish, and I'll keep last one for myself."
"Fantastic!" said the husband. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest
of my life." "No problem," said the genie, "it's the least I can do."
"I want a house in every country in the world," said the wife. "Consider it
done," said the genie, "and now for my wish. Because I've been trapped in
that bottle, I haven't had sex in a really long time. My wish is to sleep
with your wife."
The husband looked over at his wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of
money and all those houses...If you don't mind honey, I don't either." The
wife agreed.
The genie took her upstairs and ravished her for 3 hours. After he was
through, the genie looked at the wife and asked, "How old is you husband,
anyway?"
"Twenty-five," said the wife.
"And he still believes in genies?"