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Posted on 09-04-07 12:57 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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A customer arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car, They were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it.
He went to the service department and found a mechanic, Mr Santa working feverishly to unlock the driver`s side door.
As the customer watched from the passenger`s side, he instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open.
"Hey," he announced to the technician, "It`s open!"
"I know," answered Santa.- "I already got that side."


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The Sardarni asked her lover, Santa Singh

Santa Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?

Sure replied Santa What's your phone number?
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The Sardarji Doctor to his patient

"It's very important that you take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before you feel the pain."

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Robert: boss, China se Mr. Hu aayee hain.
Ajit : Goli maar do. Hu mar jaane par humor ban ke sab ko hasaayenge.

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Sardar had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again had twins & named Peter & Repeater.
again had twins & named Max & Climax.
Again the same! Disgusted Sardar named them TIRED & RETIRED!
 
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Sardar got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
 
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Sardar : What is the name of your car ?

Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with "T".
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai
 
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hahaha bravo man! this shows that people in/from India have sense of humor and laughter...people in/from nepal, do they have any sense of humor or are they too busy being racist bigots...I wonder.
dhoti pahen kar nango key chak pey laat mari hai! ;)

 
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A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.

The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't."

"The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?"

"I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe you got laid twice." "Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
 
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yah blame india,, they have sense of humor and laughter too coz they act foolish , which makes everybody laugh
 
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just copy-paste: here it goes

Santa enters a store that sell curtains.

He tells the salesman, "I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains."

The salesman assured him that they had a large selection of pink curtains. He showed

him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally, he selects a lovely pink floral print.

The salesman asked what size curtains he needed.

Santa replies, "Fifteen inches."

"Fifteen inches?" asked the salesman. "That sounds very small, what room are they for?"

Santa tells him that they aren't for a room, they are for his computer monitor.

The surprised salesman replies, "But, sir, computers do not have curtains!"

Santa says, "Hellllooooooooo........I've got Windows!"


 
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A gentleman got transferred from Chandigad to New Delhi. As he got off at Delhi bus park and asked a passer by how to get to Chandani Chowk.
The passer by told him to take bus # 55.

Couple Hours later the passer by sees the gentleman at the same spot and asks what
you doing?
You told me to take the #55 bus, I just finish counting number 54, and I will get on the next bus.
 
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