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Posted on 10-01-07 7:50 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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A boy and a girl were in love.

When the girl's father came to know
about their love, he did not like it at
all, and so began to protest about it.

Now it happened that the two lovers
decided to leave their homes for a happy
future.
The girl's father started searching for
the two lovers but could not find
them .
At last, he accepted their love and
asked them to come back home thru a
local newspaper. Her father said "If
you both come back I will allow you to marry the
guy you love, I accept that you loved
each other truly."

So in this way, their love won and they
returned home.

The couple next day went to town to shop
for the wedding dress. He was dressed
in a white shirt that day. While he was
crossing the road to the other side to
get some drinks for his wife, a car
came and hit him and he died on the spot.

The girl was devastated and lost her
senses. It was only after sometime that
she recovered from her shock.
The funeral and cremation was the very

next day because he had died horribly.
Two nights later, the girl's mother had
a dream in which she saw an old lady.
The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood
stains of the guy from her daughter's
dress as soon as possible. But her
mother ignored the dream.

The next night her father had the same
dream , he also ignored it. Then the
girl had the same dream the next night, she
woke up in fear and told her mother
about the dream. Her mother asked her
to wash the clothes with the blood
stains
immediately.
She washed the stains but some remained.
Next night she again had the same
dream. She again washed the stains but some
still remained. But again the next
night she had the same dream and this
time the old lady gave her a last
warning to wash the blood stain, or

else something terrible would happen.
This time the girl tried her best to
wash the stains, and the clothes
nearly tore, but some stains still remained.
She was very tired.

In the late evening the same day while
she was alone at home, someone knocked
on the door. When she opened the door
she saw the same old lady of her dream
standing at her door. She got very

scared and fainted.

The old lady woke her up... and gave her
a blue object, which shocked the girl.
She asked "What is this...?" The old
lady replied...

"This is Nirma Washing Powder"
"Washing powder nirma,Washing powder

nirma
Doodh si safedi nirma se aaye,
Rangeen kapde bhi khil khil jaye,

sabki pasand nirma

Washing powder nirma,Washing powder
nirma.Nirma"

10 ka 1, do pe ek free

Ha ha ha.......he he he....kee kee kee...kikikukuku he he he he....

Panchtharaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
 
Posted on 10-01-07 8:25 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Posted on 10-01-07 12:00 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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That was funny...lol...

Sparrow
 
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Math test

IF 1 = 5
2 = 25
3 = 125
4 = 625
5 = ?




SCROLL DOWN












































































































Answer = 1


REMEMBER THE FIRST LINE (1 = 5)? .

MORAL OF THE PROBLEM:


DON'T COMPLICATE SIMPLE PROBLEMS OF LIFE
 
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You should try some computer programming stuff ..

When you say 1 = 5 its 1 = 5 in programming...
and it doesnt mean 5 = 1...
 
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To only CIGG,
I donot think there is a statement in any programming, which does not throw an error if u write 1=5 or 5=1. Better you accept that the Q above was just for fun....not a logical.
 
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Four guys, one each from Harvard, Yale, MIT University and SANTA SINGH from
Punjab University were to be interviewed for a prestigious job. One common
question was asked to all 4 of them.

INTERVIEWER: WHICH IS THE FASTEST THING IN THE WORLD?

YALE guy: Its light, Nothing can travel faster than light

HARVARD Guy: It's the Thought; b'cos thought is so fast it comes instantly
in your mind.

MIT guy: Its Blink, you can blink and its hard to realize you blinked

SANTA SINGH: Its Loose motion

INTERVIEWER: (Shocked to hear Santa's reply, asked) "WHY"?

SANTA SINGH: Last night after dinner, I was lying in my bed and I got the
worst stomach cramps, and before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE
LIGHTS, it was over!!!!
 
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It is like" There was an old man, who died in the young age."
 
Posted on 10-01-07 7:54 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Keep on adding funcracks, please.

Nothing is precious than making sb laugh.
 
Posted on 10-01-07 8:35 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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copicat,
alu just kura kina garayako yaar, i think washing power ko add jasto chha...

anyway nice story..
 
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Once More.......................................

HERE IT GOES......

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's
drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs
some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats
them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his
mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

The guy says, "No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in
sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."

He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He
orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the
man is drinking, the monkey finds a cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks
it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?"

"Now what?" asks the patron.

"Well, he stuck a cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says
the barkeeper.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures
everything first!"
 
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Once More.......................................

HERE IT GOES......

A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's
drinking, the monkey starts jumping all over the place. The monkey grabs
some olives off the bar and eats them, then grabs some sliced limes and eats
them, then jumps up on the pool table, grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his
mouth and swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"

The guy says, "No, what?"

"He just ate the cue ball off my pool table - whole!" says the bartender.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He eats everything in
sight, the little twerp. I'll pay for the cue ball and stuff."

He finishes his drink, pays his bill, and leaves.

Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and he has his monkey with him. He
orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the
man is drinking, the monkey finds a cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks
it up his butt, pulls it out, and eats it.

The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your monkey did now?"

"Now what?" asks the patron.

"Well, he stuck a cherry up his butt, then pulled it out and ate it!" says
the barkeeper.

"Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replies the patron. "He still eats
everything in sight, but ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures
everything first!"
 
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True love................................

Last edited: 02-Oct-07 10:44 AM


 
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Hoina ho gorkha

Panchthar kaha ko ho ni..
 
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Another Chutkila
 
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Panchthar , kaha ghar ho bhanako
 


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