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 DATING WOMEN AROUND THE WORLD!!
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Posted on 10-30-07 12:44 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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DATING WOMEN AROUND THE WORLD

WHITE WOMAN:

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.

Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.

Then you promise to marry her but will probably abandon the idea.

 ITALIAN WOMAN:

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant

Second Date:You meet her parents and her mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 karat ring.

5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex

6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend

JEWISH WOMAN:

First Date: You get a dynamite blowjob.

Second Date: You get another great blowjob.

Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

MALAY WOMAN:

First date: You get to touch those big breasts of hers.

Second date: You get to home base with her.

Third date: You have to promise her that you are gonna get circumcised.

Then you will marry her and find out that you have to support her whole family. The only consolation is that you get to repeat the procedure three other times as allowed under Muslim law.

NEPALI WOMAN:

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happened.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.

Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMAN:

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMAN:

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends real expensive dinner.

Third Date: You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date: She's pregnant

IRISH WOMAN:

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex



 
Posted on 10-31-07 11:31 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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plse feel free to add about anyother women if u have dated other than listed above.
 
Posted on 10-31-07 3:06 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Nice one bro, i enjoyed it a lot.
 
Posted on 11-01-07 8:15 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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not so good one for nepali women and what abt Mexican . I think u can have sex on the first day.
 
Posted on 11-01-07 8:54 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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The Nepali women you've sterotyped above are the Nepali Women living "in Nepal" (with chaperones or bringing their friends on every date, etc.)...In the US, some of them are among the freakiest I've ever seen (and yezzzr, even the Irish stereotypes from above can't compare).  LOL 
 
Posted on 11-01-07 9:05 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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yeah stereotypical about the nepali women, but maybe he means IN nepal, funny though.
 
Posted on 11-01-07 10:09 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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MEXICAN WOMAN:

First Date: You take her to burrito shop and play with her

Second Date:You have sex, she wants to marry you

2nd Anniversary: You realize she has half a dozen kids in Tijuana

3rd Anniversary:Her Ex-husband and his family,Her whole family including cousins and oh ya half dozen kids are permanent guest in your house.



 
Posted on 11-01-07 10:15 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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FRENCH WOMAN:

First Date: You take her to expensive restaurant and you get a kiss.

Second Date:You take her to expensive expensive restaurant and with wine you get kiss in the lips.

Third Date :You Again take her to expensive expensive expensive restaurant  you get kiss french kiss .

Fouth Date:You Again Again take her to expensive expensive expensive expensive restaurant  you get Sex.

Fifth Date: You Again Take her to Expensive restaurant but this time she walks out with another guy.

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Posted on 11-01-07 10:28 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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NEPALI WOMAN IN US

First date: On the phone you have to say you love her.

Second date: On the phone you have to say you will marry her.

Third date: On the phone you have sex.

Fourth date: You fly to she her and you change your mind.

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Posted on 11-01-07 10:35 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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JEWISH WOMAN(AGAIN)

First Date: You get a take her out for great diner

Second Date: You get to take her out for movies and diner

Third Date: You get to go to synagogue with her and that night you get head.

Fourth Date: Are you ready to convert to become Jew? else ..Nothing more for you .. get the fu(k out of there.

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Posted on 11-01-07 10:44 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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ew nepali women in US sounds weird, like really? they do that?

PS: phone sex is cheap and sucky


 
Posted on 11-01-07 10:45 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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ims, you sound expereinced? LOL
 
Posted on 11-01-07 10:49 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Hey ,
Nepalese woman in USA no offence hai..Joke matra ho...OKiee Dokiee. 
(..real ta bhaana bhaenani haina..)
Sweety ...please don't say that to nepalese woman in US....They are nice .Good Night ..now go do your Homework..otherwise Your teacher is gonna spank you tomorrow. hahaha



 
Posted on 11-01-07 11:25 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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i dont do homeworks, im a lazy bum and i really dont have a teacher right now lol but i didnt say anything bad to nepalese women?!? i didnt like your post on "Nepali woman in USA" so i thought it was weird bhaneko and after all these things dont really depend on backgrounds..

gnite.


 
Posted on 11-01-07 11:25 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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i dont do homeworks, im a lazy bum and i really dont have a teacher right now lol but i didnt say anything bad to nepalese women?!? i didnt like your post on "Nepali woman in USA" so i thought it was weird bhaneko and after all these things dont really depend on backgrounds..

gnite.


 


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