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 THINGS TO LEARN BEFORE I DIE!!!!
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Posted on 10-30-07 1:19 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Things to learn before I die

1 - Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2 - If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will achieve, its full potential, that word would be "meetings."

3 - There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

4 - People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

5 - You should not confuse your career with your life.

6 - Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

7 - Never lick a steak knife.

8 - The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

9 - You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight savings time.

10 - You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

11 - There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

12 - The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

13 - A person who is nice to you but rude to a waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)

14 - Your friends love you anyway.

15 - Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

16 - Thought for the day: Men are like fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to the women to stomp the c*** (not the best) out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

17 - A husband will never get the last word in an argument, due to the fact that anything he says is actually the start of an entirely new argument!

18 - Phrases to live by "Please, Thank you, and YES DEAR!"

19 - I believe in equality and women's lib......but instead of changing postman to post person, how about tackling........menstruation, mental illness, menopause, etc......it seems to me that we are picking only the nice ones to change!


 
Posted on 10-30-07 8:01 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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good collection.i liked them.
 
Posted on 10-30-07 11:51 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Wish you have enough time to learn all of the items listed here before you die.

But most important thing that everyone needs to learn before they die: R E S P E C T


 
Posted on 10-30-07 12:35 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Very true indeed. If you have more please share.
 
Posted on 10-31-07 3:45 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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सत्यम ब्रुयात, प्रीयम ब्रुयात , नब्रुयात सत्यम अप्रीयम ।


 
Posted on 10-31-07 4:46 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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#1 is awesome hahaha

 


 


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