He is the cow. The cow is a successful animal. also he is 4 footed,And because he is female, he gives milk,[but will do so when he is got child.]He is same like god,scared to Hindus and useful to man.But he has got four legs tegether> Two are forwards and two are backwards.His whole body can be utilised for use. More so the milk.Milk comes from 4 taps attached to the basement.[horse dont have such attachment]

What can it do?Various ghee, buter,cream,curd why and condensed milk and so forth.Also he is useful to cobler, watermans and mankind generally.His motion is slow because he is lazy speciesAlso his other motion gober is much usefyul for trees, palnta as well as for making flat cakes[like Pizza], in hand and dring in the sun.

Cow is only animal that extricates his feeling after eating.Then afterwards she chew with his teeth whom are situated in the insiide of the mouth .He is incessantly in the meadows of the grass.His only attacking and defending organ is th e horns,specially so when he is got child.This is done by knowing his head wherby he causes the weapons to be paralleled to the ground of the earth and proceed with great velocity forwards.He has got tails also situated in the backyard, but not like similar animals.It has hairs on the other end of the other side.This is done to frighten away the flies which alight on his cohesive body hereupon he gives hit with it.
The palms of his feet are soft unto the touch.So the grass head is not crushed.At night time have poses by looking down on the ground he shouts.His eyes and nose are like his other relatives.This is the cow.

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 -   This is courage.

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