http://www.videosift.com/video/Pump-Up-The-Volume-History-of-House-Music-Part-1-3

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http://m1e.net/c?79654374-e6Ww8sLamut6s%403252039-F/6tbmPSxx2AE (Furry convention horror)

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http://m1e.net/c?79654374-Wsr5xXPbBOXPE%403252046-BN5BShUJmsdh6 (Larry Tee’s Licky- official version)

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-Jlqsy68cbYhEg%403252047-Hy5CWT/h3GscI (Larry’s new (unofficial) boyfriend? (SAFE-ish for work)

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-Va5tGI3Pkz5MA%403252048-HrC/w6edF5f1I (Platform game)

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-mSUtGmFI780aY%403252049-L0O13ts697fFk (Make DJs obsolete)

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-uTypIDX.U4ojg%403252050-ZY2Hy8xRPipNw (Fidelity Kastrow live @ Tresor, March ’08)

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-p0S34SakRY1Yw%403252051-lAoMwSmwfAdqY (The Horrorist live in Paris last week)

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-xrc3n9yDaDZ9U%403252052-4BV6FGlCGC.lY (Classic space invaders game)

 

 

Truth Or Dare For Sexual Success

The Daily Mirror unveiled 25 ‘ultimate sex tips’ this week culled from the views of five of Britain’s top sexperts, which included an intriguing game suggested by sexual and relationship psychotherapist Paula Hall

“Get a sheet of paper and brainstorm with your partner every sexual activity and technique you can possibly imagine. Then separate your list together into OK, Not OK and Give It A Try,” she suggested, “: If it's Not OK with either of you, then obviously that's out, but make sure you regularly use your OK list and experiment with the Give It A Try list,” she urged.

The UK tabloid also recommended illicit fantasizing (‘there's no harm in thinking about someone else when you're having sex’) a topic covered in detail by London psychologist Brett Kahr, in his new book ‘Who’s Been Sleeping in Your Head:  the Secret World of Sexual Fantasies’. New York listing guide the Village Voice reviewed the book this week and cited an unusually common thread the UK researcher found amongst his 23,000 interviews,

“Strangely enough, according to Kahr, almost every man and woman he surveyed had a set scenario they envisioned each time they masturbated or had sex,” the Village Voice reported, “Sometimes keeping the same scenarios their entire lives.”

Fantasy sex also featured on lifestyle portal the NaughtyAmerican.com, this week in an illuminating examination of the fast growing world of ‘furries’. Furries, or furverts (people who enjoy dressing up in fur suits) are reportedly either harmless video gamer nerds or sex maniacs having anonymous sex orgies with other furries, with choice of favoured animal apparently highly significant amongst fur afficionadoes.

"If a person is dressed as a fox, wolf or husky then they are considered to be very open to hooking up and are known to have a lot of random, casual sex,” one furrie known as Luckdragon told the US site, “Sometimes furs will also wear bondage gear, which suggests they are up for some kinky action after hours,” he added.
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http://m1e.net/c?79654374-VMsmQvdiG0NkU%403269118-BEXUsalxQLPMo Welcome to the world of Scambaiting! ‘So what is scambaiting? Well, put simply, you enter into a dialogue with scammers, simply to waste their time and resources. Whilst you are doing this, you will be helping to keep the scammers away from real potential victims and screwing around with the minds of deserving thieves ,. . .’)

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-A9RTYskcdWoMw%403269119-h6oTINtL5quMA (sex positions, NOT THAT SAFE FOR WORK!)

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-G7qDgHGSEL.qw%403269120-Ss9n5V.aXFrWs (Masculine/ Feminine test)

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-v/4z0fSXOH4u2%403269121-/CRVvL7uxxnXE

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-1RxIkmYa0Ev5.%403269122-8WrUtDJAYWrxk (Telepathy test)

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http://m1e.net/c?79654374-8RhMs/PJrR6EI%403269125-Fs0GEaKYeuAcY (‘Inmate artwork, created behind bars, from county jail to death row – the alternative artworld flourishing today in American prisons . . .’)

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http://m1e.net/c?79654374-7WvaKByNpEk9A%403269128-pcX5j5VSxp88E (Panties ‘just for men’)

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‘Brazilian Leeches Threatens Crabs
Hollywood star Demi Moore appeared on the David Letterman show discussing her new passion for ‘leach therapy’ last week, and revealed that the blood sucking health aids are unusually fussy.

“Leeches don't like hair, so if you are hairy, be prepared to do some shaving or waxing,” she revealed, “They much prefer a Brazilian."

In more Brazilian wax related news, The Guardian reported last week that Dutch naturalist Kees Moeliker has started a campaign to collect specimen of pubic lice for the Rotterdam Natural History Museum, following reports that the much feared insects are at risk of extinction.

Despite being passed on by shared bedding, clothes and body to body to body contact, the notoriously itchy creatures suddenly started disappearing at the end of the 90s, the journal of Sexually Transmitted Infections reported, with the situation continuing to get worse.

"The drop in pubic lice in women appears to be most dramatic around 2000,” the Journal reported in 2006, “And coincided with the introduction of extensive waxing techniques, such as the 'Brazilian', in women in the United Kingdom."

In more STD news, doctors in Britain’s warned this week that even pre-teens are picking up infections such as herpes and clamydia, with boozing and the high cost of living in the UK both boosting infection rates.

'Sex is now considered to be the only form of entertainment for many young people,” sexual health expert Dr Veerakathy Harindra from St Mary's Hospital in Portsmouth told the BBC, “Leisure facilities are expensive but sex is more or less free,” he added.

That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore

Spanish pop star Enrique Iglesias admitted this week that he now regrets previously announcing he was seeking product endorsements from extra-small condom companies, revealing that he’s subsequently struggled to seduce many women.

"I said I had a small penis as a joke,” the failed former heart-throb protested, “And they took it literally when it is not the truth,” he complained.

Iglesias made his ‘joke’ in an interview with the Houston Chronicle in November 2005 in which he chatted apparently knowledgably about alcohol induced flaccidity before declaring ‘the next product I'm gonna’ put my name on is extra-small condoms.’

"I can never find extra-small condoms, and I know it's really embarrassing for people - you know, from experience,” he added, “Hopefully people won't be ashamed when I step forward."

Reputedly well endowed UK house heart throb Danny Howells told Skrufff he’s never regretted anything he’s told the press this week, confessing ‘I really enjoy talking bullshit in interviews and seeing whether they'll go with it or not. First ever gig? ‘Oh, Paradise Garage, 1976’,” he laughed.

However, the infamously flamboyant make-up wearing DJ categorically refused to discuss persistent industry rumours that he’s taken to calling himself Daniella and parading around in full drag regalia and remained surprisingly sensitive about revealing his date of birth.

“Never ask a lady her age.” he scolded.

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http://m1e.net/c?79654374-4EQPwl/yA2V.s%403301653-zWTxaWeXdpHXc (Ventriloquism tips)

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End Time Biblical Battle Erupts

Leading London publicist Matt Learmouth from Alchemy PR this week challenged Skrufff Biblical contributor Jorge Jaramillo over his claims that civilisation is about to collapse, accusing him of bullyboy tactics for promising eternal damnation for non-believers.

“So let's see: "the age of corporations, famine, the poor being exploited, our earth being ruined for capital gain, wars, evil and anger"? Unwittingly, Jorge has pretty much summed up the last 1800 years of Christian domination - just ask gay and lesbians, women, scientists, and non-believers in his 'one true God',” said Matt, “The world was held back for centuries by Christianity, and despite its continued resistance, modernity, rationalism, and civilization have forced all changes upon it.”

Matt also condemned Jorge’s ‘good old-fashioned Old Testament ‘brand of evangelical thundering’ and accused him of spreading fear towards non believers in his ‘nasty creed’.

“Quite how someone who is involved in dance music can trumpet this bully-boy stuff is beyond me,” he continued, “I mean, come on, if you're feeling bad about a life of excess, and your role in entertaining others excesses, then go quietly to a monastery or cave, and let the rest of club-land get on with the party.”

Jorge immediately thanked Matt for strengthening his faith (‘I can't keep writing and preaching and get away with what I say and not have someone ask a thing or two’) and launched into a lengthy polemic outlining his views.

“Matt, you are correct, the last "1800" years have been dominated by a Satan inspired religion known as "Christianity"(Catholic Church, Evangelicals, Charismatics and all its little Denominations, the "Harlot Daughters" ), but NOT the "Christianity" that I and many others follow,” he clarified.

”I follow Jesus Christ, his teachings and I follow his laws, I follow The God of The Bible, The Eternal, our Creator,” he continued.

“The Christianity that you are referring to in your argument is the same "Christianity" that slaughtered millions in the name of GOD. And I agree with you and I am glad you remember their work. Spreading death and torture all in the name of "spreading the Gospel", the False Christianity that poisoned this planet with anger, greed, the banking system, wars, and mad Presidents and leaders, a false religion with Pagan roots dating back to the time of ancient Babylon, promoted by Constantine to merge pagan worshiping and rituals with the Christ following belief...giving birth to the Vatican and the Roman empire's strangle hold on Europe and the rest of the planet through "Religion". So PLEASE do not lump me in with that church, "The Whore" in the book of Revelations that causes leaders and nations to be drunk and fornicate in her lies, "The Woman" riding "The Beast" in the book of Revelation Chapter 17:2,” he said.

Jorge also pointed out that his assessment bears certain similarities with new age prophets David Icke and Michael Tsarion and recommended their websites for readers seeking more information.

“It sounds corny when a "Bible Thumper" says Jesus will come soon to set up his Kingdom and stop all this garbage,” he pointed out, “But it sounds so cool when David Icke and Michael Tsarion say "changes, very serious changes are due for the next years, changes that will awaken the masses out of their hypnotic state and have them fight to regain their freedom from these evil doers.”

“This false religion (mainstream Christianity) is behind all the famines and plagues, this religion is responsible for your slavery and most sadly, this false religion, empire, system is responsible for humans turning their backs on a Powerful, Forgiving and Loving Creator,” he stormed.

“Wait for the Microchip to be mandatory, wait for Israel to be surrounded by armies willing to wipe it off the face of the map. Wait for the Abomination of Desolation spoken by the Prohet Daniel. A one world religious leader will claim himself to be above God and will sit in the temple as God. Wait for that to happen and when it does run and seek hiding, sounds like a joke? I hope it doesn’t. RESEARCH IT,” he urged.

Jorge’s further reading recommended Links:

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-yUcCmZpA.rmxQ%403301644-n8pRdCpVylU22 (Jorge-‘Eye opening video into the occult and the leaders it promotes’; David Icke)

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http://m1e.net/c?79654374-cBQdFVoLdnzAc%403301642-nTIXeeme/efmk (‘A Conversation with Albert Hofmann’)

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-5uwytK9lttnLk%403318775-nie5awPwgRbKI (Castlemorton 1992)

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Female Fantasies & Animal Sex

Sex researcher Mary Roach published the findings of her own study on sex researchers this week and revealed that the most unusual study she encountered was by US addiction expert Meredith Chivers of the Center for Addiction and Mental Health.

“She found that women are aroused by any sexual activity, even if the film showed gay men or bonobo apes having sex,” Ms Roach told the Metro newspaper, “(Heterosexual) Men only responded to straight sex or naked women. It's fascinating – the common perception is the other way around,” she added.

The article appeared as the Daily Telegraph reported in a massive increase of middle aged men going off sex altogether, according to counselling organisation Relate.

"What we have is a lot of men who say, as women did in the 1950s: 'I can have sex but I do not want to. It's not rewarding',” Relate publicist Peter Bell told the Telegraph, “It is a serious issue. It counts as a pychosexual dysfunction rather than just a relationship problem, because these men haven't simply gone off their partner but off sex altogether.”

Daily Mail columnist Carol Sandler was unsympathetic, however, ridiculing sex avoiding metrosexual ‘new man’ types as ‘a bunch of sissies’.

“As long as there are dragons - and God knows, there still are – we don't need some sensitive poet cowering in the corner. We need grown men slaying them,” she roared, “And with a warm-up like that, the libido, I suspect, will take care of itself.”

"Men don't need rock-hard penises, and sex doesn't have to last all night long to be good. Even 45 minutes is unrealistic, for both men and women. Soreness and lubrication become an issue. So everyone can just relax. The sex they're having is probably adequate." (Edmonton Journal)

Canadian clinical psychiatrist and couples sex therapist Dr. Eric Corty reveals his findings after asking 50 members of the Society for Sex Therapy and Research on what they considered a normal length of time for sexual intercourse.

http://www.space.com/php/video/player.php?video_id=SP_080718_moon_transit

Earth from an Alien Perspective. Nice video.