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 Engineer in Hell
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Posted on 07-25-08 4:10 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."

So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"


 
Posted on 08-01-08 1:22 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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ha ha nice one , i like it,

 

PS. manche haru kati kanjus bhako yar >300 jane le heri sakda pani kei comments nadeko , uff


 
Posted on 08-01-08 1:39 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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ha ha... chitta bujyo, naya pan chha joke ma. so all the lawyers go to hell, hun!
 
Posted on 08-01-08 7:30 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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chyantu,

sometimes the mazza is in reading and laffing... hence no reply


 
Posted on 08-01-08 7:45 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hahahhaha. how god will get lawyer??????
 
Posted on 08-01-08 9:11 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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I read once another joke about lawyers.

Why are lawyers buried under 12 feet ?

-Because deep down they are all good people

 

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Posted on 08-01-08 10:11 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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LOL

good jokes....


 
Posted on 08-03-08 3:02 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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so where did the engineer finally go? I am confused.


 


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