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ENJOY Sardar declares: I will never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my children also ============ ========= ========= == SARDAR talking on cell. 2ND SARDAR: kis se baat kar raho ho. 1ST: biwi se..... 2ND: itne... pyar se....? 1ST: tumhari hai. . . ============ ========= ========= === A donkey kicked sardar & ran away sardar ran to catch the donkey. He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhoka de raha hai'. ============ ========= ========= == sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr. ============ ========= ========= === teacher: make a sentence in which 1 word repeated 4 times sardar: lara dutta marries brian lara and she becomes lara lara ============ ========= ========= == Teacher: is line ki english banao, usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gya. Santa: He done his work and done dana dan done dana dan.... ============ ========= ========= === Santa went to mysore palace. Tourist guide - santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chair Santa - oye dont worry yaar i'll get up when he comes.!!.. ============ ========= ========= === Sardar wanted to make a STD. call to punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple, he went to punjab and made a local call. ============ ========= ========= === Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai........ Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein"Delivery Free" hai. ============ ========= ========= === A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil? Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab?o Sardar : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE. ============ ========= ========= ===== One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village? Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!! ============ ========= ========= ==== Teacher: A for? Sardar: Apple Teacher: Jor se bolo? Sardar: Jay mata di. ============ ========= ========= ==== American says: " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.." Sardarji says: " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!" ============ ========= ========= === Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= = Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= = Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai. ============ ========= ========= === Pathan sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a person asked what he was doing? He replied, Oye! higher studies yaar. ============ ========= ========= === 2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? 1 Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied. ============ ========= ========= === A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, He is my kid, & She is my kidney. ============ ========= ========= === Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Sardar 2: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him. so whats ur fav one? View/Share this post only

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nice jokes, i like them all , thanx for sharing with us View/Share this post only

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Good job ! Sab ek se badhkar ek !!! View/Share this post only

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Loved it all.......LOL funny View/Share this post only

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