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 ***Highly Contagious TJMPM Syndrome Detected ***
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Posted on 10-08-08 2:16 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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One of the Sajha members 'Shantipriya' has been detected with a highly contagious disease called TJMPM Syndrome (Thukka Jaatha Moozi Puraatanbaadi Manasthathi).

The Symptoms of TJMPM Syndrome are:
  1. Posting unnecessary clueless postings on the web
  2. Thinking "masculinity" is superior than "femininity" all the time
  3. Offensive and mentioning "no offense"
  4. Laid Off
  5. Financial insecurity
  6. Bad Credit Score
  7. Missed recent payments on your credits
  8. Getting NO ATTENTION AT ALL from girls
  9. Dreaming of Raithaane Khairenees, Kaalis and Latinas but never been able to talk or even sit right next to one
  10. Recently got dumped by a Nepali cheli
  11. Ego for nothing
  12. Lack of maturity
 The remedies to overcome TJMPM Syndrome could be:
  1. Neutralization
  2. Getting laid
  3. Getting a job
  4. Getting bhai tikas from nepali chelis this tihar
  5. Starting a serious relationship very soon
If you think you know anyone who needs immediate medical assistance for the TJMPM Syndrome Type Depression, please call 911 or visit your nearest Psychiatric.

Nepal-America Ganaune Boka Uddar Samparka Samiti
(Branch of Patan Mental Hospital, established to evacuate and repatriate TJMPM victims from US)

 
Posted on 10-08-08 2:30 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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DUDE, it seems you are the LEADER NO 1 of

Nepal-America Ganaune Boka Uddar Samparka Samiti.

 

HAPPY DASHAIN HAVE FUN!!


 
Posted on 10-08-08 2:41 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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REGISTRATION BOOK OF VICTIMS
number
name of the victim
 TJMPM SYNDROME
 TREATMENT NEEDED
EVACUATION
 1  SHANTIPRIYA  YES  EMERGENCY  OF COURSE !!!
         
         
         
         
         
         

HAPPY DASHAIN BRO. ALI HAAT LE HISAAB GARNA CHODA , SAB THIK HUNCHHA. CALCULATOR KHOJA BHAI, CALCULATOR. SADHAI HAAT LE HISSAB GARERA KAHA SADHYA HUNCHHA RA?



 
Posted on 10-08-08 2:52 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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NEPALI CALCULATOR USE GAREKO GARYEI BHAIYO DAI! kassam dai! ani danga chu tara kata kata k bha hola NEPALI CACULATOR lai jasto lagyo k!

hola umer kachha buddhi bachha bha hola dai!


 
Posted on 10-08-08 7:57 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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hahahahaha.. you guy's are funny.. ya'll made my day at work LOL LOL :)
 
Posted on 10-09-08 7:02 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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ram bro yeso blog update garna paryo ni...waiting for ur sahitya
 


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