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A Texas Tech graduate, a University of Texas grad and a Texas Aggie
were sitting in a bar in San Antonio. The view of the river was
fantastic, the beer was ice cold and the food exceptional.



"But," said the guy from Tech, "I still prefer the beer joints back
in Lubbock. There's one place where the owner goes out of his way
for the locals. When you buy 4 beers, he will buy the 5th."



The Longhorn said "Well, at my local bar in Austin, the owner will
buy your 3rd drink after you've bought 2."



"Hell, that's nothin'," the Aggie responded. "Back in College
Station there's this bar where the moment you set foot in the place
they'll buy you a drink and keep them coming all night. Then when
you've had enough to drink, they take you upstairs and see that you
get laid. And it's all on the house."



The Red Raider and the Longhorn immediately doubted the Aggie's
claims. "And this actually happened to you?" asked the Tech grad.




No, not myself personally," admitted the Aggie. "But it did happen
to my sister."

 


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