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Posted on 04-19-09 3:04 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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pani paryo bijuli chamkyo


pani paryo bijuli chamkyo


priye timro ghar ko jhyal ma mero kattu adkyo!!!



 
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Posted on 04-20-09 6:43 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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कभी कभि मेरे दिलमे खयाल आता है ।
कभी कभि मेरे दिलमे खयाल आता है ।
आज नहि आया ,
कहा ना, कभी कभि आता है ।
 
Posted on 04-20-09 6:57 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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mero choto ani mitho muktak ko sirsak cha " Dudh"

"Dudh"
Aama ko gahana
baccha ko khana
Bau ko khelauna

dhayebad

 
Posted on 04-20-09 7:54 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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timi bademan ki pharsi bhaye


ma timro dokaa


timi bademan ki pharsi bhaye


ma timro dokaa


timi swargaki pari bhaye


ma dhartiko bokaa.............


 


(someone told me this when i was about 9 years old.)


 


 
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maya meri maya

dweeta poko daya baya
jokhda kheri kilo kilo
chaamda kheri gilo gilo

(chorus)..maya meri maya

( made this when crossroad made their debut album)

 
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जब भि मिल्ती थि आदाब कहेती थि........
जब भि मिल्ती थि आदाब कहेती थि......
एक बार दबा दिया बुरा मान गयी !!!!!!


 
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आन्दर से देखा तो बारीस हो रही थी ....
आन्दर से देखा तो बारीस हो रही थी ....
बाहर गया तो भिग गया !!!!!!!

 
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आकाशमा उड्ने चरालाई समुन्द्रको गहीराइबारे के थाहा,

आकाशमा उड्ने चरालाई समुन्द्रको गहीराइबारे के थाहा।।

आकाशमा उड्छ भुत्रा थाहा।।
 
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Anda geda guula bhandai chinichhu tin naam le


Yo bahek shristi ma chinari chhaina mero naam le


 
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A meri muna....fuskincha tuna natana tyasari...
niskancha ahile duii wata geda ganaucha besari...
wah wah wah....

 
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testo hoina brother


hey meri muna


kattu ko tunna


na tana tesari


fuskin cha kattu


dhekhincha dola


ani c--kdinchu besari


 
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dur dur gayo ma ek basti thi


basti ki rad lok bhahut sasthi thi


wun  lok ko jitni dalo witni hasti thi


aree bhaiya tum kyu hass rahe ho


khahi tum bhi woi basti ki raheni wali to nahe???


 
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Kar diya izahar-ishq hamne telephone par,
laakh rupaye ki bat thi,do rupaye main ho gayee

*

Aapki yaad main humne nai kalam uthai,liya paper aur tasveer aapki banai,
socha tha ki usko sambhal kar rakhenge,
magar wo to bacccho ko darane ke kaam ayiiiii


Exams ke 4 din pehele syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aayaa
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI
 


 
Posted on 04-21-09 10:53 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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E meri muna, kattu ko Tuna
natana besari!!
Dekhiyela linga, thankela ani
chikidiu la besari!!!

 
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फूल होइन प्रिय काडा मन पर्छ।
फूल होइन प्रिय काडा मन पर्छ।
तिमी होइन प्रिय तिम्रो बहिनी मन पर्छ।।


सुव्ह सुव्ह सर पे दर्द हो र था। तान्त्रिक को दिखाना गया, बो बोला एक प्रेत आत्मा को मेसेज भेज। य् मेसेज तुमे मिल्तेही सर दर्द ठीक हो गया।

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priye timra aankhan kati chamkila
timi ta bhakhar banna lageko phool ko kopila

aaja sarai nai thakeko chu priye
bholi diusai majjalay ufri ufri chikdiumla.....

 
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तिमी माधुरी हो या राधा।
तिमी माधुरी हो या राधा।
उफ्फ उफ्फ ईस लिन्क् मे किस्ने थुस्स पाधा।।
Last edited: 21-Apr-09 01:10 PM

 
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कालीले I love u, भन्दै भनिन

खैरिनीले झन, गन्दै गनिन

Mexicon ले Hug गरी, गाला सम्म दलेकै हो

थरुनी जस्ती Ethiyopian देख्दा, तेस्रो नेत्र नि बलेकै हो

Department बेग्लै, भेट्नै गारो

त्यस्को English नि, बुझ्नै सारो

मन त बिस्तारै मिल्थ्यो होला, पाईला कसैको सर्दै सरेन ।

अनि त के पर्नु लभ, पर्दै परेन ।।



नेपाली केटीलाई New mexico, थाहै छैन जस्तो छ

Class जाउँ कालो face,बाक्लो जुँगै सस्तो छ

एक दुई वटी Local खैरिनी,आक्कल झुक्कल देखेकै हो

कपडा लाउनै अल्छी गर्छन्, हाम्रो खप्पराँ नि लेखेकै हो

Coffee बोकी skateboard चढ्नेले, खै हाम्लाई के गन्लान् ?

जानै मानेनि चुरोट तान्नेलाई, बा'ले बुहारी कसरी भन्लान् ?

यस्तै सोची खैरिनी ताक्ने, छोराले आँट गर्दै गरेन ।

आँट्न र ढाँट्न नजान्नेको, के पर्नु लभ पर्दै परेन ।।



Gay भन्छन् रे सँगै हिडे, केटासँग हिड्नै नपाइने रैछ

ईज्जतै धान्न नि हात समाई हिड्ने, एउटी तरुनी त चाइने रैछ

Bike को त कुरै छाडौं, car किन्न नि डलर मरु

Hight तन्केन Body फुलेन, बुढेसकालमा खै के गरुँ ?

दिनहुँ नुहाई zatak नै छरे नि

खौरेर दारी, सिनित्तै परे नि

English छाँट्न पर्ने देशमा, नेपाली गफले कामै गरेन ।

अनि त भुत्रो को पर्नु लभ, पर्दै परेन ।


 
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Recycled back to the future
 
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haha :D daami laagyo!
 



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