http://www.awkwardboners.com/

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=8618745  (schmeet child with wine)

http://www.gwu.edu/~nsarchiv/NSAEBB/NSAEBB4/ciaguat2.html    (CIA study of assasination)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__QqQq9XBsQ   (grey fluffy cloud remake)

http://www.disco-disco.com/disco/steps.shtml  (learn to disco)

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-/AwrIKIES6j4E%403856708-0ZQkIoepPYajA (‘femoral intercourse and ‘finger’ tips: PROBABLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK)

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-5PGb0NeN5mcs6%403856709-Q22Kw8U9ewiTA (Balloon fetish videos, DEFINITELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK)

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-Ti6TKHL5HMzks%403856710-niglrJI1vsvOY (‘Drunk Man Has Sex With Toyota’, probably not for work!!!!!)

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-4K6xD5XFMgfQk%403856711-oohfepIOUT1ho (Speeding ticket taser: US cops in full effect: Youtube)

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-esQvnIf/o6gAo%403856712-4PwfEUoHV/hN%2e (Sand painting picture game: hours of fun)

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-kjMmJbkGR3R6Y%403856713-5g/uRS0mRp49s (Birds attacking windows: Some highly territorial birds will attack windows, car external driving mirrors, hub-caps and other reflective surfaces. They can see their own reflection on the surface, and thinking it is an intruding male, will try to attack it to defend its territory. Often birds habitually attack only a particular window . . .’)

One In Two Women Regret One Night Stands

British scientists who studied the emotional states of men and women after casual sex suggested in September that evolution has made women averse to one night stands, making them value quality over quantity (Metro, UK)

Professor Anne Campbell of Durham University said women would feel happier after casual sex if it was advantageous in evolutionary terms, after a study of 1,743 men and women who’d had one night stands showed that 80% of men felt great afterwards compared to 54% of women (the others reportedly felt ‘used’ and ‘regretful’).

The details emerged as politicians in Ecuador rejected a proposal by Maria Soledad Vela that women should have a legal right to sexual pleasure, with women being allowed to sue their husbands if they fail to perform.

"I think even if my proposal generated laughs and ridicule some parts of society are rethinking what really is a healthy sexual relationship and sexual pleasure,” Mrs Vela told the National Post, after her bill was discarded.

Back in the UK, the Daily Mail reported on another sex study which revealed that two out of three women in clubs agreed to dance with a man after he touched her arm briefly when making his request, reducing to one in three when the same man kept his hands to himself.

“When it comes to catching a woman's eye, little beats a winning smile and a touch on the arm,” the Mail suggested, “Research shows something as simple as a gentle brush of a woman's arm can boost a man's chances in love.”

Self Abuse Deadly Danger

Chinese midnight rambler Le Xing was rushed to hospital in Hong Kong in August after his attempt to pleasure an isolated park bench went drastically wrong.

The 41 year old ‘lonely and disturbed’ lover reportedly stuck his penis inside a 1 inch diameter hole in the bench though was unable to withdraw when his erection trapped him. Paramedics eventually sawed off the 2.5 metre long pole and rushed him and the pole to the hospital where they successfully parted the pair four hours later.

Doctors subsequently revealed they’d have been forced to amputate his manhood if they’d failed to remove the pole within one more hour (HK Magazine).

Meanwhile in England, an unnamed 12-year-old English boy from Dudley suffered similar ignominy as well as 18% burns to the backs of his legs and his thumb this week, when a lighting farts game went tragically wrong.

“The boy had been pranking around in the garden having a competition with his cousin, when they were breaking wind and lighting it,” Tipton fire commander Paul Harpin told the Daily Telegraph.

“Right behind him was a petrol can and that just flashed. I think he must have won the competition but he will have some nasty burns now,” the Commander continued.

Wikepedia warns that reports of serious burns related to lighting farts are common and advises those determined to experiment to wear thick cotton pants as opposed to synthetic fibres and never to light them when naked.

“Because the methane and hydrogen present are flammable, igniting the resulting gases can result in burns or explosions as well as the desired flame,” Wikepedia explains, “Clothing or hair may catch fire and sensitive tissues can be damaged.”

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-2rON.agaP8FJo%403856717-eNyg1xx8aE4.Q (Lighting farts on youtube- strangely impressive)

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-bR8wCvHvNU8vw%403856718-iLTSX.J1v3iNU (when accidents happen- don’t try this at home!!!!!!)

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-HDFFDWDLqyI2o%403856721-pnT4zI19ei5mo  (Kama Sutra sex Positions)

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-fM5mwR7Y3BbGM%403856722-sIvoCGyYCMVYg (shooting driving game: good)

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-TXSxZoweY6gKU%403856723-22yCLv0jIhs56  (West Ham Versus Millwall: gangs in action)

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-Yt7g4XPAxUy22%403856724-B2bukWexOUuAM  (Berlin dodge cops game: break windows,
destroy, escape (in German) )

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-xmUJpFStTXsQY%403856725-cWhewNLI3lWa%2e (Pegging tips: PROBABLY NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!!)

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-5dyDhG9YgPtYk%403856726-g//5A1CAWy.Kk ('Threesomes Within a Christian
Marriage)

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-8a8n56tqIt.E2%403856727-lIL5BgahLSP8k (Erotic massage techniques)

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-O/lbFWgtuccus%403856728-CrW2o7EyIYQqw (‘Bite the inside of your cheek, it’s painful and can keep you from laughing. It makes you forget that you are staring . . .’)

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-xclDL6QXqk9A.%403856729-WrOgjl8OYfTfI (Make your own sex robot for under US$200)

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-65EX4D0GaUnTc%403856730-9sM71qPicjDL%2e  (Classic New York train
art)

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-2FSlb95POU0kU%403856731-g2hmjh8InrGcw  (Bouncing bras)

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-2NMsCByA0/l.w%403856732-9gtDwJTQOBDg2  (robot style synthesized voices site- in English and German)

http://m1e.net/c?79654374-H1926mqcDcJBI%403856733-DPby6JNtgV7bA (Handwriting analysis – uncannily accurate)