A Nepali man dies
and goes to hell. There he find that there is a different hell for each country
and decides he'll pick the least painful to spend his eternity. And with
Nepalese people’s penchant for life overseas, he decides to try countries with
greener pastures.
He goes to the hell
earmarked for Germans and asks, "what do they do here?" He is told "first they
put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes in and whips you
for the rest of the day".
The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves
on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and many more.
He discovers that they are all
similar to the German hell.
So he resigns himself to the Nepali hell, where he finds a long queue
of people waiting to get in.
Amazed, he asks, "What do they do here?" He is told "first they put you
in an electric chair for an hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour. The Nepali devil
comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
"But that is exactly the same as all the other hells why are there so
many people waiting to get in?" asks the man.
"Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair does
not work. The nails were paid for
but never supplied, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And the Nepali devil used to be a civil servant, so he
comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for private
business."