During training at the England camp, Steven Gerrard over hears Fabio Capello talking to Wayne Rooney.

He hears Fabio saying to Rooney…

Emma come first. Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time.

Gerrard can’t take this anymore, and asks “Fabio what’s going on, even Sven waited till after the Tournament before he boasted about his sexual conquests…..”

“Hey, coola down Gerrard”, Fabio said. “Who talkin’ abouta sexual conquests? I’m a
justa tellin’ Rooney how to spell ‘ Mississippi ‘!”

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At a recent press conference Fabio was asked he would be will to try 4-4-2, to which he replied that he much prefers 7-4-7 as they a lot more comfortable with more leg room!!!

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I have just heard that the england football team have a appointed a new coach – Its called “National Express” leaving from Heathrow tomorrow…..