Nepal’s in a void; a vacuum. We don’t really have a prime minister and for that matter, a government. The care taker government is busy attending meaningless international meetings and we can’t even elect a leader. Banned entities like “Unity” is threatening the government that they are coming up with their own army, taxi-drivers protest openly to be able to cheat on the meters. Nothing is orderly and we are most vulnerable.

 

Perfect time to orchestrate a coup!!! Before India takes over let’s do a Sajha Coup of Nepal. All Sajha members will get a ministerial portfolio. This is the only way to protect our country. Clearly the leaders don’t care about the constitution or the country. As for the people revolt, don’t worry about Nepali citizen, they will simply follow you if you can make your case, as long as you can print it on a placard.

 

Please post your desired ministry/portfolio. Meaningless President position has already been dedicated to Mr. San. Please nominate your fellow posters if you are don't have time or care for the country, like our present government.

Made my day. Totally agree with you but do you think you'll get enough support. I i'm not wrong are you trying to start a revolution from sajha. Well if that's the case than i am up for that.

euta bina-bibhagiya mantri malai pani hai..ali ali  rin cha

How about coming up with a plan for the takeover before starting to divide the ministries? :)

Following the tradition of Nepal, we divide the ministries first then come up with any kind of plans.

However, since it is a coup, I guess your idea of planning ahead is not bad. Commando is declared the minister of planning and development. Why don't you come up with a plan? My idea would be to buy Nepali police (6 crore) then Nepal Army (not sure) then approach Madhesi union.We will have enough force to neutralize any of the big three's youth wings.

malai pra ma dene bhaye i am in!

Life is good som timi bhutra ko pra ma, hamro parti yesko bhatsana Garda cha

After much deliberation and pondering, this committee has decided upon the viable PM position for Nepal.We nominate no other than Ex CP Paras Shah.

After the Gokarna Tea Party fiasco, Paras has shown how a good politician can twist a bad scenario into an advantageous one. He has demonstrated his leadership now he has shown how savvy he is. By making this personal incident, a matter of national pride (and protecting it) Ex CP has demonstrated he is no lesser politican than current CP Prachanda and Koiralas.

The Gokarna Tea Party kanda also shows what control Paras still has. The police were scared of arresting him and sending him to a prison. He was allowed to take a chopper ride to Gokarna and given a royal treatment. Now Rubel is backing off and Sushil Koirala has lost his vocal cord. A good portion of the country (including Pokhara) is supporting this new hero of Nepal.

We thus declare a royal coup over Nepal, with leadership from our honorary ex CP Paras Singh.

Some of our demands:

1. National song should be Rato ra chandra surya

2. National flag shouldn't be changed.

3. Nepali should remain the national official language. Sanskrit must be taught in every school.

4. No further dissection of countries. No more limbuwan, madhes pranta etc.

5. Dissolve the Sugauli sandhi and institute a new treaty with India.