So You've Failed -- Masterclash and Asylum Say Goodbye

The time has come to say goodbye. There were robots and nerdy burlesques and everything Star Wars. We gave you A Woman's Perspective and had Drinks With Writers. Olivia Munn pranked our intern. We banned Megan Fox and encouraged women to have Sex With a Guy With a Mustache. After today, we leave these beats behind and move into the future (where there are almost certainly robot hookers).

Over the past three years, a lot of commenters have told us to "take a class," get a real job, and stop having so much fun. We're proud to say we never did any of that crap