The United States and the Coalition of allied armed forces have made it clear to the Ugandan president that they denounce Uganda's Anti-Homosexuality bill, which if passed will make homosexuality a capital punishment. Foreign Secretary William Hague has publicly asked the Ugandans to not pass the bill.

Under condition of anonymity, a highly placed source tells the Onion Network that fighter jets are hovering over the afrikan skies for an imminent order to strike if this bill passes. This bill would hamper the human rights of gays who are human beings after all and they should have the right to choose their sexual partners.

With the NATO attack on Libya, the Obama government has given a strong signal that they do not stand against atrocity against innocent human beings by atrocious dictators.

The NATO Human Rights War has been officially kicked off with the Libyan air strikes and countries who need to be liberated from dictators or corrupt governments are urged to apply using online application with passport size photo of the dictator, so that his passport to hell can be processed immediately without going through the Department of Homeland security where cases take over 8 years to process.

In other news, the gay community of Kathmandu has been overjoyed by the support they have received from President Obama. They have proposed to have Obama be the mascot for the Blue Diamond Society.