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Posted on 12-09-11 10:34 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Does any one know any good racist jokes ?
 
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what ia different between books and mexicans??
book has paper
:)
 
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 Q. Whats the difference between a picnic table and a black person?

A. The table can support a family.

Q. Why did the black man cross the street?

A. Cause he's steeling your car.



What’s the most confusing day in Harlem?

Father’s day.
 

A nigga and a mexican jumped off a sky scraper at the same time who would hit the ground first?

 Who cares?


What do black kids get for christmas?

 

There are 3 people on the Willis Tower, a Mexican, American, and a British.

They have to throw something off that they have to much of.

The British throws down money, Mexican throws down burrito, what does the American through down?

- Mexican
 

What’s the difference between shit and a black?

Eventually Shit turns white and stops stinking.
 




 


 


 
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 What’s the definition of black foreplay?

Don’t scream or I’ll kill you.

What’s the difference between batman and a black-man?

Batman can go to store with out robin

Why do blacks smell so bad?
So the blind can hate them too.


 


 
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Why don't mexico have a olympic team???
Coz everyone who could jump, run or swim are in America.
 
Posted on 12-10-11 3:35 AM     [Snapshot: 255]     Reply [Subscribe]
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@nepalimoss i just realize one thing ; racist jokes are never good. i just posted above one which i think was most funny.
i m using mobile so couldnt update above one so posted new.
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Posted on 12-10-11 9:23 AM     [Snapshot: 414]     Reply [Subscribe]
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 Goddamn......thats funny.......I hope everyone takes this joke around here like "a Joke"...I won't be surprised if some smart$$(F@gg0t) comes and ruins the whole thread....(that's what a F@gg0t does anyway).....but keep this thread going guys..........
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Sanju.baba ^^

Your were the smart a$$ fagg0t that you predicted. over janne hunu parne yeslai

 
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Whats the national bird of USA since 2008? A fried chicken.

 
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#1 Why are all racist jokes about non-Whites?  

#2 Just like one uses N word for blacks and S word for Hispanics, is there any word one uses on Whites?
 
Posted on 12-10-11 10:34 AM     [Snapshot: 511]     Reply [Subscribe]
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@Nepali_American
#1 They are about everyone. Just google a group that you want racist jokes about and ye shall find.

#Again, there are plenty of racist word for whites. I don't want to point it out but white ...(garbage) and red (part of body between head and chest) are few ones.
 
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What do Nikes and the KKK have in common? 
They both make niggers run fast! 

 

What's long and hard on a nigger? 

 

 

Third grade. 

 

Why don't niggers celibrate Thanksgiving? 

 

 

KFC is closed on holidays. 

 


How do you starve a nigger? 

 

 

Hide his foodstamps under his work boots. 


 

Why don't niggers dream? 

 

 

The last one to have a dream got shot. 


 

An indian walked into a bar, he was carying a bucket of shit in one hand, a rifle and a cat in the other. he sits and orders a drink,

 

drinks it, throws the bucket of shit in the air and shoots it, then bites the hesd off the cat, the bar tender said what are you

 

doin and the indian said, "ME WANNA BE LIKE WHITE MAN SHOOT SHIT AND EAT PUSSSY"! 



What do you call a white man surrounded by twenty five indians? 

You call him bartender! 


 


 


 


 


 



 
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 @ Bad Boy:  You clearly had two options.

1. To continue normal like others did and keep on adding on to the thread.

2. Like the type I predicted and start to ruin the thread. And,You chose to be the second kind and its your option. Thank you for proving me correct.  



P.S: Guys no need to be distracted and lets keep this thread going....







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It was going normally till you had to be the smart a$$ fagg0t and distract everyone to prove how smart you were by predicting your own arrival

 
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Q: A rich Nepali, a poor Nepali, Santa, and the easter bunny are each in a corner of a room, and a dollar is in the middle. Who gets it?
A: The poor Nepali, the other three don't exist.
 
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A white, Mexican and a Black guy all were pan handling in a white neighborhood. Mexican got the more money than anyone else. White guy and black guy got surprised and checked his pan, he had " need $10 to go back to Mexico" written on it.
 
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There is this black kid that goes to school and notices that the teachers treat the white kids better than the black kids. So he goes home and paints himself white and shows his dad. Hey dad look im white! His dad kicks his ass, and says alright go show your mother. Hey mom look im white! His mom beats the shit out of him then says go show your gradma. Hey gradma look im white she beats his ass and sends him to his room. About an hour later all the family comes to his room and says have you learned anything from this? The kid says yeah ive learned i have only been white for an hour and I already hate 3 niggers.

 


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