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Sitara : Kanoon par se mera vishvaas uth chuka hain
San : Kanoon jazbaat nahi, saboot dekhti hai
Oys mom when he and his khaire gf visits his parents : Tumhe paal poskar bada kiya. Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya thha ? Nikalja mere ghar se. Tum mere liye mar chuke ho...
Prem Charo to HG : Boss, Maine tumhara namak khaya hain
G_I to youngbloodz : Hatoe naa, log kiya kahengay
Isolated freak to his mom : Maa, main first class first pass ho gaya hu....
Czar to Bhedo : Gandi naali ke keede....Chunn Chunn ke maaroonga
Khimu to rook : Tumne apni ma ka dudh piya hai to ...
Biswo to GP : Maine tumhe kya samjha, aur tum kya nikley!
Shefali to (?): Mein tumhare bachhe ki maa ban ne wali hoon.
Bitchpatroll to Believe : Bula tere bhagwan ko-- dekhta hoon kaun ata hai?
Nattu to Hidden Angel : Tumhare liye meri jaan bhi haazir hai.
Ruck to Oys : Bhaiyya, tum mere liye ek pyaari si bhabhi kab laaoge?
Rekha to her bf : Naheen! Main tumhare bagair nahin reh sakti.
Dilasha to MP : Hato, Tum bade woh ho.
Hangu Lama : Chilla. Aur chilla. Tumhari awaz kiseeko bhee sunayi nahin degi. Ab tumhe Bhagwaan bhi bachaa nahin sakta.
GP to Isolated freak : Gaddari ki ek hi sazaa hoti hai, maut.
Poonte : Uski koi kamzori hogi, koi maa ya behan?
Gunaraj : Aisa mat kahiye thakur saheb. Buddhape mein itne paise main kahan se laoonga.. Ghar mein do jawan betiyan bhi hain
Bhuntes mom to Bhunte : Mera achha beta, jaldi se dudh peekar bada ho jaa.
Feel free to add more..!
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