I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.

My parents helped us in every way; my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the Wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me

that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me.



I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing there. With tears

in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."



And the moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your CAR.

Unoriginal!!!
We have already heard ten different versions of the same story here in Sajha.

ha ha ... Mr. blue balls
but what has "How to be happy" got to do with this rendition?

Fuuny,it certai9nly made me LMAO

copy and paste gare ko???;-D

so stupid........same story 10000000 times....i guess peeps dont have nothin to do here!~!!!

Hey let people write wt ever they want dis aint ur daddys place.y dont u fkoff..whass ur problem cant u see its jus a message board people can write wt ever they want..u moron if u dont like it jus dont read it.

Though iv heard it before, its still a great joke and nice to be reminded of it..;o)

Yeh Sailesh Sth probably hasnt read all the jokes from last 20 Sajha pages so he wont know whats already been posted. Chill out and appreciate, folks.

Domi ;op

Yunggunnaz, you couldn't even handle a toy-gun, nerd. Get the hell out of here, you wannabe thug.

Hee hee..what a great attempt at a joke Rohini sugar..superb.....oohh...sorry was u actually bein serious? Ooopps..U mistakenly posted it in the humour section silly ,doohh! ;o) Bye bye!

Domi

That was a funny one, how about some more ???
Peace Out...........

me be happy too

lol the moral should have been : NEVER to keep condoms in your car

the message of the story should be "always think about turing off the engine" in your car before going for a BLAST or "let people know that you are not where you are not suppposed to be."

anyways. though the story was heard a zillions time, it still is good to think of it, just to keep in touch with such good morals...hehe

have a nice weekend