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Posted on 09-06-04 11:19 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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shah rukh khan was sitting by the pool one morning when he got a call from his agent about a new role:
Hey king shah,,,,, says his agent, listen i want you to me up with this director tomorrow morning to discuss the part about "Ten-ish"
"Tenish" replies King shah, I don't even own a racket!
 
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Mom and Dad were taking young Billy for a walk through the park one sunny afternoon when all of a sudden, in the bushes a short distance away, Billy spots two dogs going at it. Billy says, "Daddy, what are they doing?" The dad responds after some quick thinking, "Why son, their making a puppy."

Later that night Billy was thirsty and got out of bed to get a glass of water. As he walked by his mom and dad's room, he heard a noise and looked in only to find them going at it. Billy shouts, "Daddy what are you doing?" The father, quite embarrassed, replies "Why Billy, we're making a baby." "Quick, turn her over..." declares Billy, "...I want a puppy!"

 
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