1. Newton's Method:
Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. This implies that you caught the lion.

2. Einstein Method:
Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily.

3. Schrodinger Method:
At any given moment, there is a positive probability that lion to be in the cage. So set the trap, sit down and wait .

4. Inverse Transformation Method:
We place a spherical cage in the forest and enter it. Perform and inverse transformation with respect to lion. Lion is in and we are out.

5. Thermodynamic Procedure:
We construct a semi-permeable membrane which allows everything to pass it except lions. Then sweep the entire forest with it.

6. Integration Differential Method:
Integrate the forest over the entire area. The lion is some where in the result. So differentiate the result PARTIALLY w.r.t lion to trace out the lion.

GOT FRUSTRATED? now lets kill the lion...

Rajnikanth Method:
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Shah rukh khan method:
Release a film like 'ASHOKA".and make the lion watch the movie.

Govinda method:
Continously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Rahul dravid method:
Ask the lion to bowl at you. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.

George bush method:
Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him.

heres another one

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves, and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following;

"Emma cums first. Den I cum.
Two asses, dey cum together. I cum again.
Two asses, dey cum together again. I cum again and pee twice.
Then I cum once-a more."

"You foul-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Imma just tellun my friend howa ta spella Mississippi."

....DID YOU KNOW.....

>> > If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would
>> > have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
>> > (Hardly seems worth it.)
>> >
>> > If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas
>> > is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
>> > (Now that's more like it!)
>> >
>> > The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to
>> > the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
>> > (O.M.G.!)
>> >
>> > A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
>> > (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
>> >
>> > A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
>> > starves to death. (Creepy.)
>> >
>> > (I'm still not over the pig.)
>> >
>> > Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
>> > (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
>> >
>> > The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is
>> > attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the
>> > male's head off.
>> > ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
>> >
>> > The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human
>> > jumping the length of a football field.
>> >
>> > (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)
>> >
>> > The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
>> > (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
>> >
>> > Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
>> > (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over
>> > quantity)
>> >
>> > Butterflies taste with their feet.
>> > (Something I always wanted to know.)
>> >
>> > The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
>> > (Hmmmmmm........)
>> >
>> > Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
>> > left-handed people.
>> > (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
>> >
>> > Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
>> > (OK, so that would be a good thing....)
>> >
>> > A cat's urine glows under a black light.
>> > (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
>> >
>> > An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
>> > (I know some people like that.)
>> >
>> > Starfish have no brains.
>> > (I know some people like that too.)
>> >
>> > Polar bears are left-handed.
>> > (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
>> >
>> > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
>> > pleasure.
>> > (What about that pig??)