one man died and he went to the god. there was a door there and big clock hanging on the wall. man asked the doorman what are those clock for? the doorman replied "it's a lie clock". the hands of a clock move when you lie. so man asked whose clock is that. the doorman said its mother teresa. the hand never moved because she never lied in her life. then man asked whose clock is that. the doorman said its former president bill clinton. the hand had only moved five times because he only lied five times in his life. so man was curious to find out he asked then "where is president bush clock"? the doorman replied that "jeasus is using his clock as a ceiling fan