Walking up to the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned over and
confided to the bartender, "I'm so ticked off!"

"Oh yeah? What happened?" asked the bartender politely.

"See, I met this beautiful woman who invited me back to her home. We
stripped off our clothes and jumped into bed and we were just about to
make love when her damn husband came in the front door. So I had to jump
out the bedroom window and hang from the ledge by my fingernails!"

"Gee, that's tough!" commiserated the bartender.

"Right, but that's not what really got me aggravated," the customer went
on. "When her husband came into the room, he said, 'Hey great! You're
naked already! Let me just take a leak.' And the lazy son of a bitch
urinated out the window right onto my head."

"Yuck!" the bartender shook his head. "No wonder you're in a lousy
mood."

"Yeah, but I haven't told you what really, really got to me. Next, I had
to listen to them grunting and groaning and when they finished, the
husband tossed his condom out the window. And where does it land? On my
damn forehead!"

"Damn, that really is a drag!" says the bartender.

"Oh, I'm not finished. What really ticked me off was when the husband
had to take a dump. It turns out that their toilet is broken, so he
stuck his butt out the window and let loose right on my head!"

The bartender paled. "That would sure mess up my day."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," the fellow rattled on, "but do you know what REALLY,
REALLY, REALLY ticked me off? When I looked down, I noticed that my feet
were only SIX inches off the ground!!"

Rajnikanth Method:
Keep warning the lion that u may come and attack anytime. The lion will live in fear and die soon in fear itself.

Shah rukh khan method:
Release a film like 'ASHOKA".and make the lion watch the movie.

Govinda method:
Continously dance before the lion for 5 or 6 days.

Rahul dravid method:
Ask the lion to bowl at you. U bat for 200 balls and score 1 run.

George bush method:
Link the lion with osama bin laden and shoot him.

cook_keta,
Eklai joke gardai baseko?
LOL gardine khoi bhayena jasto chha ni.
la LOL

Chheu na tuppoko joke garchha yaar > 2nd one tara maile bujhe

There was a Lion in a dense & wide jungle. Which is caleded 4 Koshe Jungle in plain region of Nepal you know dude!
he was like a King there, you know.
The Lion used to call all the animals to attend his meeting at the 1st of eaxh months, you know.
One day as always he call for the meeting.
All the heads of animals like fox,, crow, bear, jackle, horse, Unt, Bwanso, Kharayo, Rhino, Elepahnat came to attend it as their representative.

Lion told, "In today's meeting, we have nothing to discuss especially. So boys, lets start joking. All animals here must tell very very interesting jokes, so that all around us will lough. If he do not get success on making all laugh, I'll eat that one."

"Okay, Bwanso, you start telling jokes."

Then poor Bwanso told a very interesting joke like this guy called coo_keta.
Okay?
Then all the animals loughed LOL LOL LOL...
But unfortunately, the old Unt didn't laugh at all.

Lion ate that poor Bwanso.
Next, it was the turn of Fox. He was also eaten similarly.

Then it was the turn of Jackle. He started joking...
The Unt started laughing. Hahhahha LOL LOL

Lion asked, "Hey dude, you laughed this time even before us?"

Unt replied, "Your Highness, Right Now, I understood the meaning of the joke told by Bwanso."

Lion, "... ... ... " KIMKARTABYABIMUDH