I have sailed far and wide. I have seen many beautiful faces. But nowhere in my sojourn, I met someone so nice, lovely, witty, wonderful, wholesome lady like you, my dear Lady Croft. You are too good to be true; too unreal to be real. I am truly, deeply and madly in love with you. You are the love of my life. Tell me, oh witty lady, where art thou? I will sail, surf, yacht and swim my way to be with the Aphrodite of my dreams. Only your love can bring me out of the seventh inferno that I am in. Oh, my lovely graceful, help me, won?t you? All my life, I have been wanting to drink coffee that is poured with passion, sweetened with love and served with affection. Will you be kind enough to serve me my cup of coffee every day, till death do us apart?

hareyyyyyyyyy narayan!

Danta Kali, Bhaddra Kali, Maha Kali, Dakshin Kali...tyo Bronx ko Habsini Kali!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yo urantheula bajjiye ko kripa gara! 108 wota laddu chadaune chhu, devi mata!!!! Yo sanki baata haamro pani rakhshyaa gara!!!!!!!!

Pravu!!!!!! Maresi hajur kai charan ma jyan takryaune thyen! Yesko magaj ma kehi upadesh kaa kura ghusaideu!

eheheh

Ye, laaj-sharam pacheko nakacharo! Every day coffee serve garna lai lop garni ki kya ho haamri boini le talai? Dhet!

Laa...$20 liyera jaa...euta coffee maker kinera aija...ani chup bas!

:p:p:p

haha whats that poonte ji??
that was very funny.

dil kya kare jab kissi ko kissise pyaar ho jaye:)dil to pagaal hain;)

Poonte ji, ur hilarious. LOL
I enjoy ur posting immensely.

tyai dhobiniko chori ko chyateyeko peticoat ko ksaam :)

Pyar to hota hai, ruina jee...

Magar jisse pyar ho jata hai, usse COFFEE order karte kya? Wo bhi har din? Pyar ho jane se pagal hone ke bhi limit hota hai, na? Bebakoof hai ye saalle kuttte harrami! eheheh :p

indisguise...

dhobini le ta petticoat chyatyo chyatyo...teski chhori le dhari chyatna bhyai saki? Narayana pravuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!! Aama hoina...aba malai chhori chahiyo! lol

KHOI TYO CHAI ALII PACHENAA............SAYAD LADY CRAFT LE BANAYEKO COFFEE EKDAM MAN PARYO HOLA ....ANI DEEWANA BHAYEKO HOLA NI TA;)
AHILE LADY CRAFT KO REPLY HERCHU ANI COMMENT GARCHU LAA ..HEHE.

poonte hehehehehehe

u r hilarious......

love in sajha doesn't work that well huh ! hehehe

peace

Awwwww thx for a good laugh. :)

1)Who is lady croft?
2)Is she beautiful?
3)How old is she?
4)Where is she from?
5) What does she do for leaving?
6)Is she married?
7)Does she have boy friend?
8)What about her parents? Will they accept you?
And at last,
9) is she interested on you?or on me?

1)Who is lady croft?
Introduction withheld due to Orange Security Alert.

2)Is she beautiful?
Beauty lies in the eyes of the BEER holder!

3)How old is she?
Never ask a lady her age! Duhhhhhh!

4)Where is she from?
Daankaa haalne bichar chha ki ke ho?

5) What does she do for leaving?
She normally takes the bus, or occasionally the plane for LEAVING. eheheh

6)Is she married?
Perhaps. With 13 kids!

7)Does she have boy friend?
Side haanera godhai khanu man chha bhane, BFs chahinna...she has plenty of dadas here in Sajha.

8)What about her parents? Will they accept you?
Hellllllllllloooooo! Wake up and smell the coffee that Sinbad- The Sailor has made with his recently-purchased coffee maker. It's the 21st century!

And at last,
9) is she interested on you?or on me?
She might be interested in treating both of you at a local Manasik Aspataal.

:p:p:p All in jest hai...feri aaula chireko daura le mero khappar fodna!

Dhobini ko chyaattyaa petticoat ko kassam!

sorry....... what does she do for living? ..............lol

Poonte bro le sarai hasayo yaar!

orry....... what does she do for living? ..............

la yesko jawaf ma dinu parla

Sorry....... what does she do for living? ..............

She eats, drinks and breathes for living.

:-)