Got this in mail.......check it out.....is it True or wat?? :p

Everyday I Give You Thanks To The Goddess
I Have Two Mounds Upon My Bodice
I Shave My Legs, I Sit Down To Pee
I Can Justify Any Shopping Spree
Not To A Barber, But A Beauty Salon
Can Get A Massage Without A Hard On

Can Balance The Checkbook, Pump My Own Gas
Can Talk To My Friends About The Size Of My Ass
I Always Save Money By Using Coupons
Can Admit To Others When Wrong

Don't Drive In Circles At Any Cost
So I Have To Admit When I'm Lost
Don't Act Like I'm In A Timed Marathon
Every Time I Go got a Jog.

Let Me Tell You Men
Listen To Me Boys
Those Things In Your Pants
That You Treat As Toys
You Love Them More Then We Ever Will
We Would Rather Suck On A Cold Pickled Dill

I Spend Two hours Preparing For A Date
Only To Find You Two Hours Late
I Don't Watch Movies With Lots Of Gore
Don't Need Instant Reply To Remember The Score

I Wont Lose My Hair
I Don't Got Jock Itch
And Just Cause I'm Assertive
Don't Call Me A B****

I Don't Wear The Same Underwear Everyday
The Food In My Fridge Has No Sign Of Decay
I Don't Go To Sears
To Look At The Tools
I Don't Cheat At Poker
I Follow The Rules

I Don't Read Magazines About Cars
Don't Pay For Drinks At Bars
I Don't Punch My Friends Just To Say Hi
And Its OK For Me To Cry

I Know All You Men
Think That Your It
But Compare To A Woman
You Just Ain't S*** !!!

this reminds me of a joke
girls went to god and pray him
the lord was generous enough he appeared

girl:---- god why have you made the dick so ugly.

god:--- you suck it when it is ugly, I thought u will eat it when i make them beautiful.

so no comments to the poem above