here's to the best apples I know ...

>Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.??Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.


Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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What if someone doesnt like wine?.....any other option ? ;)

wow good example, the apple tree sums it up, how truee.

nice goin'

and what do you do with them apples make pies???

and ummm..grapes are sour....nononononono..i'd prefer banana split sundaes....hehehehehe

chill

keti keti ko guff ma k misine khai.

tara tei sour grape nabhai nahune bichara haru lai.

Just kiddin la.

Mmmmmmmmmm Apple pie ;)

Didn't someone, somewheretried to 'mix' apple pie with banana split? I guess it was a movie. Hahahah.

And I prefer apple pie ;)

In jest,
IndisGuise:)

Yeah.......how true...men have stopped aiming high these days..thats why its so easy for girls to have one..break up and move on with another..there are too many men for rotten apples... yet these grapes seem to careles mingling with the rotten apples...possibly these rotten apples with get stumped in hope of producing a fine wine..but the result is always something else..something poisonois it becomes..

Yet the best ones stay at the top waiting for the right picker with some sense.....true true..men are sour grapes..they can be eaten anyway raw...wine..juice..they have no particular attribute to die for..unless some grapes who are distinct in color..taste and grow in very precious areas....anyway.....men need to set standard as to who they date..unless they want one night stand..which they often do and rotten apples don't mind that and thas again poisonous to the society............

Grapes and Apples (Pls refer to the previous postings if unclear)

Apples First

A gallant man in a climbing spree
tried to climb on top of an apple tree
putting off his desperate hunger
leaving the bunch of fine apples down under
he went on top and found an apple
and splash! took it in his grapple
gosh, there's a scratch in it
another bird had already eaten it!

( I dont see any reasons to risk my life for climbing top to find an apple. If the apple in my easy reach is ripe and nice and uneaten why should I risk climbing up just to find a morbid?)

Now grapes,

if plucked in time
after they are ripe
and before they start to rot
these grapes will make a fine wine
which you can drink and dine
after this dinner
you will quench your thirst and hunger
so spend no time in picking the grapes
when n ready take them in your traps
otherwise, they may rot
and you may have to trot.